Boarding a plane in Israel
Mar 25, 2016 17:13:20 #
Nutter
Loc: Fly Over Zone
What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the
'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology!
TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport
security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray
you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with
none of the crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate costs
of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all
standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight
670 to London . Shalom!"
BRILLIANT!!
'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology!
TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport
security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with
full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray
you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with
none of the crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate costs
of long and expensive trials.
You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: "Attention to all
standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight
670 to London . Shalom!"
BRILLIANT!!
Mar 25, 2016 17:59:03 #
Mar 25, 2016 19:05:24 #
Nutter
Loc: Fly Over Zone
Thanks, for the info. Received it in email and was first time that I saw it. Kinda new here.
Mar 25, 2016 19:13:12 #
Mar 25, 2016 20:24:42 #
Nutter wrote:
Thanks, for the info. Received it in email and was first time that I saw it. Kinda new here.
Real Good Idea!
Mar 25, 2016 21:43:46 #
Heres another good one. http://www.funnyfunpages.com/tpa.htm
Nutter wrote:
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Mar 25, 2016 22:22:21 #
Redd wrote:
Uhhhhh. Think this made the rounds some years ago......
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Possibly so, but I have never seen it, which makes it new to me.
Mar 26, 2016 09:53:57 #
Great Idea,,but,US Americans will never use it,the libs will say,we are trying to k**l innocent victims...Are WE,Americans stupid??? or what????????
Mar 26, 2016 14:18:57 #
Nutter wrote:
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Totally brilliant. Why can't we do that?
Mar 26, 2016 14:54:57 #
Nutter
Loc: Fly Over Zone
Carol Kelly wrote:
Totally brilliant. Why can't we do that?
Israel is constantly in a life death situation and so they don't care about the P.C. crowd.
Mar 26, 2016 23:32:16 #
Nutter wrote:
Israel is constantly in a life death situation and so they don't care about the P.C. crowd.
But there's nothing objectionable about that invention. He or she plans to blow up and take others with them.
Mar 26, 2016 23:33:03 #
boatbob2 wrote:
Great Idea,,but,US Americans will never use it,the libs will say,we are trying to k**l innocent victims...Are WE,Americans stupid??? or what????????
Sometimes!
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