Things that tick me off and the best Kalua you ever tasted.
dANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START OVER CAUSE I PUNCHED THE WRONG BUTTON. Then I wrote in Caps Cause I didn't know I had my caps lock on. I worked till 7 tonite and I am ticked. I gotta replace floors in a rat and ant infested pigsty cause the landlord is the Guy I'm buying my place from. He does not care that I have a 3000 sq foot pole barn I am finishing building A HOUSE BEING ROOFED A mYRTLE WOOD FACTORY TO ROOF bIG ONE ALL AT THE SAME TIME NOW HIS BURDON. sTINKING CAPS LOCK I am ticked. Then on top of it the pigsty house is 4 doors down from me and their rats came to my house. I get nagged to k**l the rats. I buy the most expensive k**l every rat in America poison and I k**lem to shut her up. Now she is nagging me about the dead rat smell I can't find. I am taking a chainsaw and jackhammer to the house tomorrow when she takes the kids to Wild Life Safari in Winston. Just to shut her up. I can't win. You read through this without laughing so you deserve my top secret award winning Kalua Recipe Her it is. Ingredients: 4 lbs. sugar Five quarts of water 4 oz. jar Folgers coffee crystals. I cup Mexican Vanilla (American Vanilla sucks) Two quarts Everclear or what ever grain alcohol Half a gallon of real cheap vodka. One pint of E&J brandy, What you do: Dump sugar water and coffee cyrstals into stock pot. Turn on low stir constantly one hour. Do NOT let it boil or you burn it. Put stock pot into sink full of cold water. When room tepature add booze and vanilla. bottle it. drink now or wait a week for better tast. Party on Saturday Night is alright for Fightin
http://youtu.be/pSA_RLCriHs
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
dANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START OVER CAUSE I PUNCHED THE WRONG BUTTON. Then I wrote in Caps Cause I didn't know I had my caps lock on. I worked till 7 tonite and I am ticked. I gotta replace floors in a rat and ant infested pigsty cause the landlord is the Guy I'm buying my place from. He does not care that I have a 3000 sq foot pole barn I am finishing building A HOUSE BEING ROOFED A mYRTLE WOOD FACTORY TO ROOF bIG ONE ALL AT THE SAME TIME NOW HIS BURDON. sTINKING CAPS LOCK I am ticked. Then on top of it the pigsty house is 4 doors down from me and their rats came to my house. I get nagged to k**l the rats. I buy the most expensive k**l every rat in America poison and I k**lem to shut her up. Now she is nagging me about the dead rat smell I can't find. I am taking a chainsaw and jackhammer to the house tomorrow when she takes the kids to Wild Life Safari in Winston. Just to shut her up. I can't win. You read through this without laughing so you deserve my top secret award winning Kalua Recipe Her it is. Ingredients: 4 lbs. sugar Five quarts of water 4 oz. jar Folgers coffee crystals. I cup Mexican Vanilla (American Vanilla sucks) Two quarts Everclear or what ever grain alcohol Half a gallon of real cheap vodka. One pint of E&J brandy, What you do: Dump sugar water and coffee cyrstals into stock pot. Turn on low stir constantly one hour. Do NOT let it boil or you burn it. Put stock pot into sink full of cold water. When room tepature add booze and vanilla. bottle it. drink now or wait a week for better tast. Party on Saturday Night is alright for Fightin
http://youtu.be/pSA_RLCriHsdANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START... (
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A little jumbled up but I feel for ya, good luck...good times :thumbup:
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
dANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START OVER CAUSE I PUNCHED THE WRONG BUTTON. Then I wrote in Caps Cause I didn't know I had my caps lock on. I worked till 7 tonite and I am ticked. I gotta replace floors in a rat and ant infested pigsty cause the landlord is the Guy I'm buying my place from. He does not care that I have a 3000 sq foot pole barn I am finishing building A HOUSE BEING ROOFED A mYRTLE WOOD FACTORY TO ROOF bIG ONE ALL AT THE SAME TIME NOW HIS BURDON. sTINKING CAPS LOCK I am ticked. Then on top of it the pigsty house is 4 doors down from me and their rats came to my house. I get nagged to k**l the rats. I buy the most expensive k**l every rat in America poison and I k**lem to shut her up. Now she is nagging me about the dead rat smell I can't find. I am taking a chainsaw and jackhammer to the house tomorrow when she takes the kids to Wild Life Safari in Winston. Just to shut her up. I can't win. You read through this without laughing so you deserve my top secret award winning Kalua Recipe Her it is. Ingredients: 4 lbs. sugar Five quarts of water 4 oz. jar Folgers coffee crystals. I cup Mexican Vanilla (American Vanilla sucks) Two quarts Everclear or what ever grain alcohol Half a gallon of real cheap vodka. One pint of E&J brandy, What you do: Dump sugar water and coffee cyrstals into stock pot. Turn on low stir constantly one hour. Do NOT let it boil or you burn it. Put stock pot into sink full of cold water. When room tepature add booze and vanilla. bottle it. drink now or wait a week for better tast. Party on Saturday Night is alright for Fightin
http://youtu.be/pSA_RLCriHsdANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START... (
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LMAO! Sorry. Hang in there Coos Bay, things will get better....I hope. :wink:
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
dANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START OVER CAUSE I PUNCHED THE WRONG BUTTON. Then I wrote in Caps Cause I didn't know I had my caps lock on. I worked till 7 tonite and I am ticked. I gotta replace floors in a rat and ant infested pigsty cause the landlord is the Guy I'm buying my place from. He does not care that I have a 3000 sq foot pole barn I am finishing building A HOUSE BEING ROOFED A mYRTLE WOOD FACTORY TO ROOF bIG ONE ALL AT THE SAME TIME NOW HIS BURDON. sTINKING CAPS LOCK I am ticked. Then on top of it the pigsty house is 4 doors down from me and their rats came to my house. I get nagged to k**l the rats. I buy the most expensive k**l every rat in America poison and I k**lem to shut her up. Now she is nagging me about the dead rat smell I can't find. I am taking a chainsaw and jackhammer to the house tomorrow when she takes the kids to Wild Life Safari in Winston. Just to shut her up. I can't win. You read through this without laughing so you deserve my top secret award winning Kalua Recipe Her it is. Ingredients: 4 lbs. sugar Five quarts of water 4 oz. jar Folgers coffee crystals. I cup Mexican Vanilla (American Vanilla sucks) Two quarts Everclear or what ever grain alcohol Half a gallon of real cheap vodka. One pint of E&J brandy, What you do: Dump sugar water and coffee cyrstals into stock pot. Turn on low stir constantly one hour. Do NOT let it boil or you burn it. Put stock pot into sink full of cold water. When room tepature add booze and vanilla. bottle it. drink now or wait a week for better tast. Party on Saturday Night is alright for Fightin
http://youtu.be/pSA_RLCriHsdANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START... (
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I do believe you're just haven one of those F'it days or maybe that is what ya just need to think, sweets...
Days like that are called challenges and opportunities dontcha' know...We all have em and when they hit, well, instead of making Kahlua, ya need to be sippen it and listening to good music and breathen really deepppp and then exhale slowly every bit of air..Feel the release and feel your soul calm...
Here ya go, now just say F'it and love liven, darlen...
http://youtu.be/ikvntRzl7iwPS..Without having seen this, just a bit ago I posted an Elton song asking if we had posted him before and then find this~~~
Love that song, Tom~~~
and this one~~~I also posted...Seems you should listen to it ♥ ♡ ♦
http://youtu.be/YFh2vpGeoIk :wink:
lindajoy wrote:
I do believe you're just haven one of those F'it days or maybe that is what ya just need to think, sweets...
Days like that are called challenges and opportunities dontcha' know...We all have em and when they hit, well, instead of making Kahlua, ya need to be sippen it and listening to good music and breathen really deepppp and then exhale slowly every bit of air..Feel the release and feel your soul calm...
Here ya go, now just say F'it and love liven, darlen...
http://youtu.be/ikvntRzl7iwPS..Without having seen this, just a bit ago I posted an Elton song asking if we had posted him before and then find this~~~
Love that song, Tom~~~
and this one~~~I also posted...Seems you should listen to it ♥ ♡ ♦
http://youtu.be/YFh2vpGeoIk :wink:
I do believe you're just haven one of those F'it d... (
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Good times good music and good booze. I'll be just fine. I wish the word had not gotten out that I can lay one piece vinyl. Darn flooring store salesmen. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
had found out that I can lay one piece vynil
See, off to a good start, right there~~~ :wink: :thumbup:
JMHO wrote:
LMAO! Sorry. Hang in there Coos Bay, things will get better....I hope. :wink:
About half a pint does the trick
:lol: :lol: :lol: ;-)
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Good times good music and good booze. I'll be just fine. I wish the word had not gotten out that I can lay one piece vinyl. Darn flooring store salesmen. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
lololol,,yes, but better than not....You can retire shortly now because of it~~~ ;) :thumbup:
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
dANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START OVER CAUSE I PUNCHED THE WRONG BUTTON. Then I wrote in Caps Cause I didn't know I had my caps lock on. I worked till 7 tonite and I am ticked. I gotta replace floors in a rat and ant infested pigsty cause the landlord is the Guy I'm buying my place from. He does not care that I have a 3000 sq foot pole barn I am finishing building A HOUSE BEING ROOFED A mYRTLE WOOD FACTORY TO ROOF bIG ONE ALL AT THE SAME TIME NOW HIS BURDON. sTINKING CAPS LOCK I am ticked. Then on top of it the pigsty house is 4 doors down from me and their rats came to my house. I get nagged to k**l the rats. I buy the most expensive k**l every rat in America poison and I k**lem to shut her up. Now she is nagging me about the dead rat smell I can't find. I am taking a chainsaw and jackhammer to the house tomorrow when she takes the kids to Wild Life Safari in Winston. Just to shut her up. I can't win. You read through this without laughing so you deserve my top secret award winning Kalua Recipe Her it is. Ingredients: 4 lbs. sugar Five quarts of water 4 oz. jar Folgers coffee crystals. I cup Mexican Vanilla (American Vanilla sucks) Two quarts Everclear or what ever grain alcohol Half a gallon of real cheap vodka. One pint of E&J brandy, What you do: Dump sugar water and coffee cyrstals into stock pot. Turn on low stir constantly one hour. Do NOT let it boil or you burn it. Put stock pot into sink full of cold water. When room tepature add booze and vanilla. bottle it. drink now or wait a week for better tast. Party on Saturday Night is alright for Fightin
http://youtu.be/pSA_RLCriHsdANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START... (
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A lot can be said for a gallon of gas and a match...just sayin'! :lol:
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
dANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START OVER CAUSE I PUNCHED THE WRONG BUTTON. Then I wrote in Caps Cause I didn't know I had my caps lock on. I worked till 7 tonite and I am ticked. I gotta replace floors in a rat and ant infested pigsty cause the landlord is the Guy I'm buying my place from. He does not care that I have a 3000 sq foot pole barn I am finishing building A HOUSE BEING ROOFED A mYRTLE WOOD FACTORY TO ROOF bIG ONE ALL AT THE SAME TIME NOW HIS BURDON. sTINKING CAPS LOCK I am ticked. Then on top of it the pigsty house is 4 doors down from me and their rats came to my house. I get nagged to k**l the rats. I buy the most expensive k**l every rat in America poison and I k**lem to shut her up. Now she is nagging me about the dead rat smell I can't find. I am taking a chainsaw and jackhammer to the house tomorrow when she takes the kids to Wild Life Safari in Winston. Just to shut her up. I can't win. You read through this without laughing so you deserve my top secret award winning Kalua Recipe Her it is. Ingredients: 4 lbs. sugar Five quarts of water 4 oz. jar Folgers coffee crystals. I cup Mexican Vanilla (American Vanilla sucks) Two quarts Everclear or what ever grain alcohol Half a gallon of real cheap vodka. One pint of E&J brandy, What you do: Dump sugar water and coffee cyrstals into stock pot. Turn on low stir constantly one hour. Do NOT let it boil or you burn it. Put stock pot into sink full of cold water. When room tepature add booze and vanilla. bottle it. drink now or wait a week for better tast. Party on Saturday Night is alright for Fightin
http://youtu.be/pSA_RLCriHsdANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START... (
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Jeeze! You must have Windows 10, which I swear is the anti-Christ. I despise that program so much I can barely stand to turn it on every morning. IT decides what and where I type, whether or not it wants to stay on the page I am writing on, when it will return to the previous page, etc. Talk about mad!!!!
Kahlua, a favorite of mine! One Christmas, about 30 years ago, I made a small bottle of it for my garbage man, the man who mowed my lawn, my postmaster, etc. I enjoyed doing it and I hope they enjoyed it. I lost that recipe, but have since found another and plan to make some soon. Hard to choose between Kahlua and Margaritas!!! Yummmmmm!
I have my mad days too, but I try every morning to DETERMINE that "today will be a great day".......and I am amazingly right with rare exceptions. Have a good one, Tom. You deserve it! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Tasine wrote:
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Jeeze! You must have Windows 10, which I swear is the anti-Christ. I despise that program so much I can barely stand to turn it on every morning. IT decides what and where I type, whether or not it wants to stay on the page I am writing on, when it will return to the previous page, etc. Talk about mad!!!!
Kahlua, a favorite of mine! One Christmas, about 30 years ago, I made a small bottle of it for my garbage man, the man who mowed my lawn, my postmaster, etc. I enjoyed doing it and I hope they enjoyed it. I lost that recipe, but have since found another and plan to make some soon. Hard to choose between Kahlua and Margaritas!!! Yummmmmm!
I have my mad days too, but I try every morning to DETERMINE that "today will be a great day".......and I am amazingly right with rare exceptions. Have a good one, Tom. You deserve it! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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:thumbup: :thumbup: Your a sweetheart, Tas!!
Tasine wrote:
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Jeeze! You must have Windows 10, which I swear is the anti-Christ. I despise that program so much I can barely stand to turn it on every morning. IT decides what and where I type, whether or not it wants to stay on the page I am writing on, when it will return to the previous page, etc. Talk about mad!!!!
Kahlua, a favorite of mine! One Christmas, about 30 years ago, I made a small bottle of it for my garbage man, the man who mowed my lawn, my postmaster, etc. I enjoyed doing it and I hope they enjoyed it. I lost that recipe, but have since found another and plan to make some soon. Hard to choose between Kahlua and Margaritas!!! Yummmmmm!
I have my mad days too, but I try every morning to DETERMINE that "today will be a great day".......and I am amazingly right with rare exceptions. Have a good one, Tom. You deserve it! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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We agree on Windows 10! I h**e it!
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
dANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START OVER CAUSE I PUNCHED THE WRONG BUTTON. Then I wrote in Caps Cause I didn't know I had my caps lock on. I worked till 7 tonite and I am ticked. I gotta replace floors in a rat and ant infested pigsty cause the landlord is the Guy I'm buying my place from. He does not care that I have a 3000 sq foot pole barn I am finishing building A HOUSE BEING ROOFED A mYRTLE WOOD FACTORY TO ROOF bIG ONE ALL AT THE SAME TIME NOW HIS BURDON. sTINKING CAPS LOCK I am ticked. Then on top of it the pigsty house is 4 doors down from me and their rats came to my house. I get nagged to k**l the rats. I buy the most expensive k**l every rat in America poison and I k**lem to shut her up. Now she is nagging me about the dead rat smell I can't find. I am taking a chainsaw and jackhammer to the house tomorrow when she takes the kids to Wild Life Safari in Winston. Just to shut her up. I can't win. You read through this without laughing so you deserve my top secret award winning Kalua Recipe Her it is. Ingredients: 4 lbs. sugar Five quarts of water 4 oz. jar Folgers coffee crystals. I cup Mexican Vanilla (American Vanilla sucks) Two quarts Everclear or what ever grain alcohol Half a gallon of real cheap vodka. One pint of E&J brandy, What you do: Dump sugar water and coffee cyrstals into stock pot. Turn on low stir constantly one hour. Do NOT let it boil or you burn it. Put stock pot into sink full of cold water. When room tepature add booze and vanilla. bottle it. drink now or wait a week for better tast. Party on Saturday Night is alright for Fightin
http://youtu.be/pSA_RLCriHsdANG IT I TYPED A BUNCH CRAP AND THEN HAD TO START... (
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Recipe sounds intriguing...and just so you know...I know and have felt your pain. Moved here, discovered we had rats, not mice, but rats (the sounds at night were too loud to be mice), put poison out where our pets couldn't get to it, didn't want to, but even the cat was scared...took three months for the smell to go, too much wall to hack through. :roll: :oops: :wink:
lindajoy wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Your a sweetheart, Tas!!
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So are you, lindajoy! Everyone loves you............and you deserve that love!
Hope your day is GREAT!!
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