Who has the smartest dog?
Mar 24, 2016 19:24:28 #
Who Has The Smartest Dog?
A group of workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an IBM worker who said his dog could do calculations. His dog was named "T-Square," and he told him to go to the cupboard and fetch exactly 12 cookies from the cookie jar. The dog performed this task with no sweat.
The worker from Ford said he thought his dog was better. His dog, names "Slide-Rule," was told to go to the dozen cookies and divide them into four piles of three, which Slide-Rule did with no problem.
The AT&T employee admitted that was quite a feat, but he felt his dog was better. His dog, "Measure," was told to get a quart of milk and put seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three agreed that this was very good and that all of the dogs were smart.
They all turned to the Government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Government worker called his dog, "Coffee-Break," over and said; "Show the fellows what you can do."
Coffee-Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for workmen's compensation and left for home on a six months sick leave.
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A group of workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an IBM worker who said his dog could do calculations. His dog was named "T-Square," and he told him to go to the cupboard and fetch exactly 12 cookies from the cookie jar. The dog performed this task with no sweat.
The worker from Ford said he thought his dog was better. His dog, names "Slide-Rule," was told to go to the dozen cookies and divide them into four piles of three, which Slide-Rule did with no problem.
The AT&T employee admitted that was quite a feat, but he felt his dog was better. His dog, "Measure," was told to get a quart of milk and put seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem. All three agreed that this was very good and that all of the dogs were smart.
They all turned to the Government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Government worker called his dog, "Coffee-Break," over and said; "Show the fellows what you can do."
Coffee-Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for workmen's compensation and left for home on a six months sick leave.
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Mar 24, 2016 19:36:52 #
:lol: :lol: :lol: Definitely sums it up and he wins~~~
We're doing it all wrong Arch~~ :mrgreen: :shock:
We're doing it all wrong Arch~~ :mrgreen: :shock:
Mar 24, 2016 20:05:31 #
I think Coffee-Break is a Democrat though he may have many Republican relatives.
Mar 24, 2016 20:10:10 #
lindajoy wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Definitely sums it up and he wins~~~
We're doing it all wrong Arch~~ :mrgreen: :shock:
We're doing it all wrong Arch~~ :mrgreen: :shock:
I know, huh? This business about getting up and going to work every day, and paying your own way is a load of crap! :twisted:
What kind of morons taught us this s#&t? Geez!! :lol: :lol:
Mar 24, 2016 20:18:11 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I think Coffee-Break is a Democrat though he may have many Republican relatives.
They have been inbreeding a lot for years!!
Mar 24, 2016 21:28:37 #
Not to mention the shallow gene pool they started with.
Oh wait.
I just said the same thing. :oops:
Oh wait.
I just said the same thing. :oops:
archie bunker wrote:
They have been inbreeding a lot for years!!
Mar 25, 2016 21:22:25 #
This is from at least as far back as the mid 1980's. It was a group of various union members. The owner of the smartest dog was a Teamster.
archie bunker wrote:
Who Has The Smartest Dog? br br A group of worker... (show quote)
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