Do you have an occasional bear or would AuntiE try to teach you better?
Mar 23, 2016 20:01:21 #
I love the silence at the end!
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately
$5400.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the
past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No.
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately
$5400.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the
past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have
now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No.
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
Mar 23, 2016 20:27:33 #
ghostgotcha wrote:
I love the silence at the end! br Woman: br Do you... (show quote)
AuntiE made the wise choice not to spend her savings, from non beer consumption, on a car.
Mar 23, 2016 21:23:42 #
AuntiE wrote:
AuntiE made the wise choice not to spend her savings, from non beer consumption, on a car.
(But a evening dress or a new pair of shoes?) (grin)
Mar 23, 2016 22:00:08 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
ghostgotcha wrote:
(But a evening dress or a new pair of shoes?) (grin)
probably on food for the felines which require only the best, as well as guns and ammo so the furry felines can protect her from those people who do not recognize her great wisdom.
Mar 23, 2016 22:13:42 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
AuntiE made the wise choice not to spend her savings, from non beer consumption, on a car.
What is an occasional bear, sort of like a teddy bear but not as snuggly?
Mar 23, 2016 22:43:19 #
AuntiE wrote:
AuntiE made the wise choice not to spend her savings, from non beer consumption, on a car.
I pad pro,maybe?
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