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Getting arrested? Going to jail? That's what my phone tells me..
Mar 22, 2016 16:24:30   #
S. Maturin
 
... tells me what is going to happen to me if I do not call a certain number RIGHT AWAY! Why? Because, the automated voice claims, I have 1) Upset the IRS, and 2) The taxation Dept is after my buns for some nefarious behavior or neglect.

I know this is a s**mmer 'throw-out', but, like my wife, I wonder how many poor souls will feel threatened enough to actually dial that number.

S**mmer paradise, are these United States, I guess.

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Mar 22, 2016 16:56:18   #
karpenter Loc: Headin' Fer Da Hills !!
 
I've Won The Nigerian Lotto At Least 3 Times
I Told Them I'll Come And Get It...

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Mar 22, 2016 16:59:37   #
S. Maturin
 
karpenter wrote:
I've Won The Nigerian Lotto At Least 3 Times
I Told Them I'll Come And Get It...


Nigeria? When are you going?
You can leave your firearms and vehicles with me...

8-)

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Mar 22, 2016 20:07:16   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
karpenter wrote:
I've Won The Nigerian Lotto At Least 3 Times
I Told Them I'll Come And Get It...


I don't think 3 times will hold me down on that one. S**ms are often aimed at old people, like me, and I don't want to go along with them.

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Mar 23, 2016 08:50:03   #
rjoeholl
 
S. Maturin wrote:
... tells me what is going to happen to me if I do not call a certain number RIGHT AWAY! Why? Because, the automated voice claims, I have 1) Upset the IRS, and 2) The taxation Dept is after my buns for some nefarious behavior or neglect.

I know this is a s**mmer 'throw-out', but, like my wife, I wonder how many poor souls will feel threatened enough to actually dial that number.

S**mmer paradise, are these United States, I guess.


The IRS NEVER contacts people by phone or e-mail. It always uses the USPS.

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Mar 23, 2016 09:30:33   #
S. Maturin
 
rjoeholl wrote:
The IRS NEVER contacts people by phone or e-mail. It always uses the USPS.


Yes, that's been my experience.

I also have been very quick to have my CPA return all their little missives. Even the tenderest.

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Mar 23, 2016 12:12:08   #
boatbob2
 
I have won that Nigerian lotto,so many times,my 5 acres,is full of holes,where I bury my winnings,Im going to start donating the next winnings to the homeless shelters. if you guys and gals,need some,let me know !!!

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Mar 23, 2016 12:13:24   #
S. Maturin
 
boatbob2 wrote:
I have won that Nigerian lotto,so many times,my 5 acres,is full of holes,where I bury my winnings,Im going to start donating the next winnings to the homeless shelters. if you guys and gals,need some,let me know !!!


You are indeed the most fortunate of men.
:wink:

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