AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Again, I must thank one of my wonderful friends for providing me with the weekly amusement. You know who you are. :D
Depending upon your spouse's sense of humor, gentlemen, you may wish to read this outside of hearing range due to possible physical harm which could occur when they find what you are laughing uproariously over.
Having said that there are lines at the very bottom, they may find amusing,
A store that sells new husbands has opened in London, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid g****r bias charges, the store's owner opened
New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
And where exactly, is this store for wives? Is it a chain?
I only ask for the sake of those who have not found their perfect mate.
Right, my darling Sgt. Major? :shock: :mrgreen:
No, darling, the store for husbands closed its' doors, due to no need for better ones. You have found yours!
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AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
And where exactly, is this store for wives? Is it a chain?
I only ask for the sake of those who have not found their perfect mate.
Right, my darling Sgt. Major? :shock: :mrgreen:
No, darling, the store for husbands closed its' doors, due to no need for better ones. You have found yours!
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Dear Sgt. Major, Did he fail to mention the store across the street for wives? You best get the chain and collar out and attached to appropriate places. :mrgreen:
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
I just received an email, my friend was playing on his computer when a storm came up and the power went off ,it was rainning so he couldn't go fishing so he was forced to sit and talk to his wife for a couple of hours, he said you know she seems like a nice person
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
alex wrote:
I just received an email, my friend was playing on his computer when a storm came up and the power went off ,it was rainning so he couldn't go fishing so he was forced to sit and talk to his wife for a couple of hours, he said you know she seems like a nice person
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AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :shock:
This response is nice; however, I was not online or home. Does anyone have an answer?
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