A rich Arab at the bar.
Mar 17, 2016 21:46:00 #
A very rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a Yarmulke and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.
So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there."
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
He does this once again for the third time, but not including the Jew again. Again, a smile and a thank you.
The Arab asks the bartender: "what the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him and all he does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts ?"
"Nope", replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
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So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there."
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"
He does this once again for the third time, but not including the Jew again. Again, a smile and a thank you.
The Arab asks the bartender: "what the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him and all he does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts ?"
"Nope", replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
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Mar 17, 2016 21:48:49 #
no propaganda please
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Onelostdog wrote:
A very rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to ... (show quote)
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Mar 17, 2016 21:50:16 #
Mar 17, 2016 23:37:41 #
A poor redneck living in a trailer home!
Posts a pathetic attempt at humor only to be ignored!
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Posts a pathetic attempt at humor only to be ignored!
http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/user_topics_listing.jsp?usernum=12366&page=1
Onelostdog wrote:
A very rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to ... (show quote)
Mar 17, 2016 23:43:53 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
A poor redneck living in a trailer home!
Posts a pathetic attempt at humor only to be ignored!
http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/user_topics_listing.jsp?usernum=12366&page=1
Posts a pathetic attempt at humor only to be ignored!
http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/user_topics_listing.jsp?usernum=12366&page=1
I have no idea to whom nor what you are talking about but then neither do you, nothing unusual in that is there.
Mar 18, 2016 00:00:28 #
Wolfe is referring to your limited responses to your endless new topics list, there is nothing unusual about that is there? Remember "is there" requires a question mark at the end, not an period! ............
Onelostdog wrote:
I have no idea to whom nor what you are talking about but then neither do you, nothing unusual in that is there.
Mar 18, 2016 07:36:44 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
Wolfe is referring to your limited responses to your endless new topics list, there is nothing unusual about that is there? Remember "is there" requires a question mark at the end, not an period! ............
"An" period?
Mar 18, 2016 11:28:55 #
Onelostdog wrote:
A very rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to ... (show quote)
That's a good one :thumbup:
Mar 18, 2016 11:34:38 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
Wolfe is referring to your limited responses to your endless new topics list, there is nothing unusual about that is there? Remember "is there" requires a question mark at the end, not an period! ............
Shut up Raylan, save your BS for the political, this is general chit-chat.
Not that anyone cares to hear nimb-wit ramblings there either.
Mar 18, 2016 13:30:30 #
the waker wrote:
Shut up Raylan, save your BS for the political, this is general chit-chat.
Not that anyone cares to hear nimb-wit ramblings there either.
Not that anyone cares to hear nimb-wit ramblings there either.
RW is a typical liberal, he has to find a way to rain on everyone else's parade.
Mar 18, 2016 13:40:34 #
BearK wrote:
RW is a typical liberal, he has to find a way to rain on everyone else's parade.
Hey there Ms. BearK hope you have been well.
Like they say...To RW negative attention is better than no attention...just ask any snot nosed bratty kid...
Mar 18, 2016 13:53:42 #
Mar 18, 2016 15:51:26 #
Workinman wrote:
Hey there Ms. BearK hope you have been well.
Like they say...To RW negative attention is better than no attention...just ask any snot nosed bratty kid...
Like they say...To RW negative attention is better than no attention...just ask any snot nosed bratty kid...
Howdy, Workinman. I'm doing well, hope you are too.
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