A Male Fairy Tale
Mar 15, 2016 17:06:04 #
A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard b***hing
and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and
blew enormous farts, and never got c***ted on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,
and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
Told you it was a Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard b***hing
and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and
blew enormous farts, and never got c***ted on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,
and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
Told you it was a Fairy Tale
Mar 15, 2016 17:20:44 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
eagleye13 wrote:
A MALE FAIRY TALE br br br Once upon a time, a P... (show quote)
It certainly isn't a Grimm fairy tale. :mrgreen:
Mar 15, 2016 17:31:56 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
eagleye13 wrote:
A MALE FAIRY TALE br br br Once upon a time, a P... (show quote)
Ha! I do all that now, even being married! Well, I do most of it. Ok, I do some of it. Alright, get off my back!
I leave the toilet seat up. Happy now?! :cry:
Mar 15, 2016 17:46:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
Ha! I do all that now, even being married! Well, I do most of it. Ok, I do some of it. Alright, get off my back!
I leave the toilet seat up. Happy now?! :cry:
I leave the toilet seat up. Happy now?! :cry:
:shock: Male chauvinist pig. :-D
Mar 15, 2016 18:00:53 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
:shock: Male chauvinist pig. :-D
Oink oink................................oink. ( had to breathe ).
Mar 15, 2016 18:13:53 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lpnmajor wrote:
Oink oink................................oink. ( had to breathe ).
Only at your commander's whim, and her's only. :mrgreen:
Mar 15, 2016 18:19:11 #
eagleye13 wrote:
A MALE FAIRY TALE br br br Once upon a time, a P... (show quote)
Come on, something is missing. You said he dated women half his age and also dated cheerleaders. None, I mean none of them half age women, and none of them cheerleaders ever got pregnant. They couldn't have because he did not pay child support and i know he is an honorable man. So what did you leave out of the story? Besides it probably really was a fairy tale and never occurred. How bout a vasectomy? What about the clap? You're telling me he always used a rubber?
Mar 15, 2016 20:18:57 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
lpnmajor wrote:
Ha! I do all that now, even being married! Well, I do most of it. Ok, I do some of it. Alright, get off my back!
I leave the toilet seat up. Happy now?! :cry:
I leave the toilet seat up. Happy now?! :cry:
Oh the life of a married man, so sad
SWMBO
Mar 16, 2016 17:44:53 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Ha! I do all that now, even being married! Well, I do most of it. Ok, I do some of it. Alright, get off my back!
I leave the toilet seat up. Happy now?! :cry:
I leave the toilet seat up. Happy now?! :cry:
You leave the seat up??? I gotta throw the "bull s**t" f**g on that one. You might have left it up once, but no way on a steady basis.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:
Mar 16, 2016 18:06:53 #
You got that one right;-)
You have probably felt the rath! :-(
You have probably felt the rath! :-(
SGM B wrote:
You leave the seat up??? I gotta throw the "bull s**t" f**g on that one. You might have left it up once, but no way on a steady basis.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:
Mar 17, 2016 08:40:29 #
eagleye13 wrote:
A MALE FAIRY TALE br br br Once upon a time, a P... (show quote)
Tis a fine fairy tale at that, to be sure...
:mrgreen: :lol:
Mar 17, 2016 08:44:44 #
SGM B wrote:
You leave the seat up??? I gotta throw the "bull s**t" f**g on that one. You might have left it up once, but no way on a steady basis.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:
Do you mean to imply prying himself from the throne
, wet Tuch and all reminded him of such necessities?? Surly you jest... :wink: :lol: :mrgreen:
Mar 17, 2016 08:56:13 #
Good one LJ! :-( - I can relate:-)
lindajoy wrote:
Do you mean to imply prying himself from the throne
, wet Tuch and all reminded him of such necessities?? Surly you jest... :wink: :lol: :mrgreen:
, wet Tuch and all reminded him of such necessities?? Surly you jest... :wink: :lol: :mrgreen:
Mar 17, 2016 12:28:25 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Good one LJ! :-( - I can relate:-)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :wink:
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