What to do
Mar 11, 2016 18:06:11 #
You've seen all the commercials. But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and wh**ever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
1/3 ownership in the store,
a company pickup truck,
a king size bed, and
$3,000 a month in living expenses."
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep in.
I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.
She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and wh**ever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.
I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:
1/3 ownership in the store,
a company pickup truck,
a king size bed, and
$3,000 a month in living expenses."
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep in.
Mar 11, 2016 18:27:05 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
You've seen all the commercials. But what really h... (show quote)
GOOD ONE...LMAO!
Mar 11, 2016 18:34:22 #
Floyd Brown
Loc: Milwaukee WI
PoppaGringo wrote:
You've seen all the commercials. But what really h... (show quote)
Are you sure that you didn't just have a wet dream?
Mar 11, 2016 18:39:30 #
Floyd Brown wrote:
Are you sure that you didn't just have a wet dream?
The two sisters seem to belie that.
Mar 11, 2016 19:30:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
You've seen all the commercials. But what really h... (show quote)
Are you being straight with them :?: :mrgreen:
Mar 11, 2016 20:10:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
Are you being straight with them :?: :mrgreen:
Just with the hard facts.
Mar 11, 2016 20:13:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Just with the hard facts.
I'm quite sure they appreciate that. :wink:
Mar 12, 2016 07:55:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Are you being straight with them
Again making me laugh too much!!! Too funny, as good as the joke!!
:thumbup: :thumbup:
Are you being straight with them
PoppaGringo wrote:
Just with the hard facts.
Again making me laugh too much!!! Too funny, as good as the joke!!
:thumbup: :thumbup:
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