PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in Heaven trying to enter the Pearly Gates past St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip your entire hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gates."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her butt in it."

Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)

Ha Ha Ha, Very Good... ;)

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Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

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Very good, i guess i went to the only Catholic school where all the girls were future Nuns. ...WTH ...i feel c***ted.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

What the....!, who......! how the ..............!!!

That's hilarious! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Workinman Loc: Bayou Pigeon

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boatbob2

Hell,The catholic school I went to,all the girls were virgins til they turned 27,At least that's what the priest said !!!!!

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

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They all look 27 after a ouple goblets of sacramental wine....my priests could put it down, and smoking lucky strikes.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

27 what? Tricks?