Something to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!
Mar 10, 2016 12:31:27 #
Something to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!
And for you younger ones, to get them growing!
1. Johnny's mother had 3 children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is 510 tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures 2x3x4?
5. What word in the English Language... is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the Presidents Name in 1975?
9. If you were in a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
And for you younger ones, to get them growing!
1. Johnny's mother had 3 children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is 510 tall,
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures 2x3x4?
5. What word in the English Language... is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
8. What was the Presidents Name in 1975?
9. If you were in a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Mar 10, 2016 16:15:20 #
1) Johnny
2) meat
3)mount Everest
4) none
5)incorrectly
6)he lives in the southern hemisphere
7) stealing
8) Mr. President
9) second place
10) is
11) one big one
2) meat
3)mount Everest
4) none
5)incorrectly
6)he lives in the southern hemisphere
7) stealing
8) Mr. President
9) second place
10) is
11) one big one
Mar 11, 2016 05:45:53 #
Theo
Loc: Within 1000 miles of Tampa, Florida
eagleye13 wrote:
Something to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!
And for you younger ones, to get them growing!
1. Johnny's mother had 3 children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
And for you younger ones, to get them growing!
1. Johnny's mother had 3 children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Johnny
eagleye13 wrote:
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is 510 tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
MEAT.
eagleye13 wrote:
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest.
eagleye13 wrote:
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures 2x3x4?
None, its a hole.
eagleye13 wrote:
5. What word in the English Language... is always spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly
eagleye13 wrote:
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
He lives in Southern Hemisphere.
eagleye13 wrote:
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
You take pictures with cameras.
eagleye13 wrote:
8. What was the Presidents Name in 1975?
Same as now. Barry Soetoro.
eagleye13 wrote:
9. If you were in a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place.
eagleye13 wrote:
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
"The yolk of the egg is yellow."
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?[/quote]
one!
Mar 11, 2016 09:46:43 #
Mar 11, 2016 20:49:09 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Something to do to keep those "aging" gr... (show quote)
12. You have a new house, it has a southern exposure on 4 sides. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?
Mar 11, 2016 20:51:25 #
SGM B wrote:
12. You have a new house, it has a southern exposure on 4 sides. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?
White
Mar 11, 2016 20:57:42 #
beammeupscotty wrote:
White
You are way right! But I'd expect no less from a Roll Tide fan.
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Mar 11, 2016 21:11:44 #
SGM B wrote:
You are way right! But I'd expect no less from a Roll Tide fan.
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