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Mar 9, 2016 21:20:27   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
A young girl informs her parents that she's pregnant. Her Daddy, a religious man, explodes in fury. "Who have you been having sex with?" he demands. "No one Daddy, you told me not to have sex until I was married" she replies.

Her daddy, not believing her, grills her some more. "You've been having sex with SOMEONE, or you wouldn't be pregnant!" he raves, but the girl still denies having had sex. This goes on for three hours, until Daddy finally believes her, as her answer never wavered. Daddy sends the girl off to bed while his wife looks for the Popes phone number, to report this miracle.

The girl goes to her room, that she shares with her sister. 'What was THAT about?" her sister asks. "I don't know!" she says, "Daddy kept going on and on about sex" she further explains. Her sister asks " did you tell him about David?". The girl replies "no, Daddy only wanted to know who I had been having sex with. David and I weren't having sex, we were just f&cking".

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