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Mar 9, 2016 17:13:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her BRA and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each one of her... He gently pinches them as well. He pushes her assets together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her assets, removes his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible! How could you tell??"

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

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Mar 9, 2016 17:44:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her BRA and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each one of her... He gently pinches them as well. He pushes her assets together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her assets, removes his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible! How could you tell??"

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th bi... (show quote)



t***hfully now Slat
did you get slapped??

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Mar 9, 2016 18:09:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
t***hfully now Slat
did you get slapped??

Tit for tat, BB. :mrgreen:

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Mar 9, 2016 19:05:44   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
slatten49 wrote:
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her BRA and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each one of her... He gently pinches them as well. He pushes her assets together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her assets, removes his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible! How could you tell??"

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th bi... (show quote)


:lol: Psychology can be brutal, eh?

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Mar 9, 2016 19:20:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BigMike wrote:
:lol: Psychology can be brutal, eh?

A 'hands on' approach appeared to work. :thumbup:

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Mar 9, 2016 19:33:12   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
slatten49 wrote:
Tit for tat, BB. :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :lol: I love tits!

Women are the bomb!

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Mar 9, 2016 19:35:26   #
Ve'hoe
 
How about some fries with that????

slatten49 wrote:
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her BRA and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each one of her... He gently pinches them as well. He pushes her assets together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her assets, removes his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible! How could you tell??"

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th bi... (show quote)

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Mar 9, 2016 19:46:21   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Ve'hoe wrote:
How about some fries with that????

Throughout history, over a gazillion served :!: :thumbup: :lol:

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Mar 9, 2016 19:50:09   #
Ve'hoe
 
Unlike breasticles,,, hell there must be 113 of them......


slatten49 wrote:
Throughout history, over a gazillion served :!: :thumbup: :lol:

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Mar 9, 2016 19:54:00   #
BigMike Loc: yerington nv
 
Women are the bomb! And God made it so!

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Mar 10, 2016 00:26:14   #
eden
 
slatten49 wrote:
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.

She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her BRA and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each one of her... He gently pinches them as well. He pushes her assets together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?" He completes one last squeeze of her assets, removes his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible! How could you tell??"

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th bi... (show quote)


Just proves youth and vigor is no match for old age and cunning....

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Mar 10, 2016 09:31:24   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
All of yours responses are as cute as the joke!!!



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Mar 10, 2016 10:02:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
eden wrote:
Just proves youth and vigor is no match for old age and cunning....

Exactly :!: :thumbup: :-D

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Mar 10, 2016 11:18:40   #
boatbob2
 
SHUCKS,I tried that with my neighbors wife,She slapped the S--- out of me,then,I had to hear her husband complain,that I got further with her,in 5 minutes,than he got in the last 10 years,,,WOE IS ME...

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Mar 10, 2016 11:38:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
boatbob2 wrote:
SHUCKS,I tried that with my neighbors wife,She slapped the S--- out of me,then,I had to hear her husband complain,that I got further with her,in 5 minutes,than he got in the last 10 years,,,WOE IS ME...

S---, = Snot :?: :wink:

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