PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Detroit, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

"What's the matter?" Bob asked.

"I've been t***sferred to Detroit - I've heard the people are crazy there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race r**ts, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."

Bob replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

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Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

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So much t***h in humor, and that was quite funny.

Thanks,

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

See? A good paradigm for life: Protect what's important and screw the rest. :lol:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

boatbob2

The one nice thing about Detroit,ferguson,los angeles,new York,AND all the other cities,run by demoncrat thugs is ,,,,,THAT I DONT LIVE THERE,,