Cureing the Stutter.
Mar 9, 2016 13:28:20 #
A man with a crippling stutter visits his doctor hoping for a cure. He walks into the doctor's office and says:
"D D D D Doctor, you've g g g g got to Help m m m me, I'll dddo anyth th th th thing."
The doctor gives him a thorough physical examination, and sure enough discovers the problem....
"Your g*****ls are massive, and it's causing a great strain on your vocal chords, which is creating the stutter. I can, if you'd like, shorten your penis and relieve the great tension on your larynx. The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today."
"D D D D Do it!"
So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed. It's complete success, and the man leaves for home delighted to be cured. But that night his wife finds out what he did. She is very unhappy and urges him to reverse the surgery.
The next day, the man returns to the doctor's surgery.
"Hello doctor, and thanks for seeing me again. I'm completely cured and most of all I'm very grateful, but unfortunately my wife is not, I want to reverse the surgery."
The doctor replies: "N N N N N N No Refunds!"
"D D D D Doctor, you've g g g g got to Help m m m me, I'll dddo anyth th th th thing."
The doctor gives him a thorough physical examination, and sure enough discovers the problem....
"Your g*****ls are massive, and it's causing a great strain on your vocal chords, which is creating the stutter. I can, if you'd like, shorten your penis and relieve the great tension on your larynx. The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today."
"D D D D Do it!"
So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed. It's complete success, and the man leaves for home delighted to be cured. But that night his wife finds out what he did. She is very unhappy and urges him to reverse the surgery.
The next day, the man returns to the doctor's surgery.
"Hello doctor, and thanks for seeing me again. I'm completely cured and most of all I'm very grateful, but unfortunately my wife is not, I want to reverse the surgery."
The doctor replies: "N N N N N N No Refunds!"
Mar 9, 2016 14:34:49 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man with a crippling stutter visits his doctor h... (show quote)
Wha...wha...wha...what are you...you...you trying to sa...sa...say, Salty :?: :mrgreen:
Mar 9, 2016 15:39:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
Wha...wha...wha...what are you...you...you trying to sa...sa...say, Salty :?: :mrgreen:
Sue the doc or divorce the wife?
Mar 9, 2016 15:43:31 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Sue the doc or divorce the wife?
Sue is my wife :lol:, and I wouldn't think of divorcing her...though, I can't speak to her wishes.
Mar 9, 2016 15:46:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
Sue is my wife :lol:, and I wouldn't think of divorcing her...though, I can't speak to her wishes.
I don't have one to divorce. Even if I did, she woudn't allow it.
Mar 9, 2016 20:47:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
I don't have one to divorce. Even if I did, she woudn't allow it.
Women like to set the agenda, don't they :?: :roll:
Mar 9, 2016 22:17:10 #
slatten49 wrote:
Women like to set the agenda, don't they :?: :roll:
Yes, but they really get their kicks by enforcing it. And there is where they really excel.
Mar 10, 2016 11:21:16 #
Divorce is an easy way to get rid of a loud mouth wife,REAL MEN,stand there and take it !!!!!!!!
Mar 10, 2016 12:51:18 #
boatbob2 wrote:
Divorce is an easy way to get rid of a loud mouth wife,REAL MEN,stand there and take it !!!!!!!!
Yes, and Casper Milquetoast immediately comes to mind. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :-D
Mar 11, 2016 06:54:16 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yes, but they really get their kicks by enforcing it. And there is where they really excel.
Sometimes being single is not so bad~~Neither have to enforce anything, yet, both get to "excel"~~
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