Have you ever wanted to.....
Mar 8, 2016 17:08:50 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Kick someone's a$$ and knock them upside the head at the same time?
Run away and be someone else, like someone rich and famous? ( Tried that, but no one knew me and I had no money ).
Run through your neighborhood naked, when you knew no one was looking? ( trust me, someone is ALWAYS peeping and will call the cops. ).
Talk with your mouth full at a public function?
Tell your boss what you REALLY think?
Tell your spouse what you REALLY think? ( I'd stick with the above, you can only get fired there ).
Yell at people at Walmart, for acting like they're the only one's there?
Reach through the TV and yank a candidates nose, when you see them talking sh*t?
Use a remote device that would shatter any cell phone you pointed it at, especially when you see some i***t driver wandering all over the road with a phone in their hand?
Go to a McDonalds share holder meeting and yell "where's the beef?!"?
Make me stop writing stuff like this? :mrgreen:
Run away and be someone else, like someone rich and famous? ( Tried that, but no one knew me and I had no money ).
Run through your neighborhood naked, when you knew no one was looking? ( trust me, someone is ALWAYS peeping and will call the cops. ).
Talk with your mouth full at a public function?
Tell your boss what you REALLY think?
Tell your spouse what you REALLY think? ( I'd stick with the above, you can only get fired there ).
Yell at people at Walmart, for acting like they're the only one's there?
Reach through the TV and yank a candidates nose, when you see them talking sh*t?
Use a remote device that would shatter any cell phone you pointed it at, especially when you see some i***t driver wandering all over the road with a phone in their hand?
Go to a McDonalds share holder meeting and yell "where's the beef?!"?
Make me stop writing stuff like this? :mrgreen:
Mar 8, 2016 19:36:48 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Kick someone's a$$ and knock them upside the head ... (show quote)
Well, I have done 5, 6, and 7. 5 hasn't gotten me fired yet.
6 never worked out well.
7 is just another trip to Wal Mart.
As for the last one....keep em coming! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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