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Mar 8, 2016 10:27:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

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Mar 8, 2016 10:39:14   #
CowboyMilt
 
slatten49 wrote:
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The h... (show quote)


ROFLMAO!!!

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Mar 8, 2016 13:18:30   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
slatten49 wrote:
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The h... (show quote)


Life is so hard.

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Mar 8, 2016 13:31:51   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The h... (show quote)


I wonder where he keeps his teeth. :mrgreen: :XD: :oops:

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Mar 8, 2016 18:59:43   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The h... (show quote)



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Mar 8, 2016 19:23:56   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
How many hickeys do you have, currently, on your neck, AuntiE :?: :mrgreen:

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Mar 8, 2016 21:03:38   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
slatten49 wrote:
How many hickeys do you have, currently, on your neck, AuntiE :?: :mrgreen:


a bunch

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Mar 8, 2016 23:24:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
How many hickeys do you have, currently, on your neck, AuntiE :?: :mrgreen:


Now, now, Boot. You know our dear. sweet, lovable AuntiE does not kiss and tell.

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Mar 9, 2016 00:35:26   #
oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Now, now, Boot. You know our dear. sweet, lovable AuntiE does not kiss and tell.


Hicksies do the telling for one.

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Mar 9, 2016 07:27:31   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
oldroy wrote:
Hicksies do the telling for one.


:thumbup: :wink: She does wear a lot of high-collared blouses. :-D

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Mar 9, 2016 12:35:18   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
:thumbup: :wink: She does wear a lot of high-collared blouses. :-D


I wear turtlenecks in the appropriate season. Currently my swan like neck is completely exposed.

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Mar 9, 2016 13:17:31   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
I wear turtlenecks in the appropriate season. Currently my swan like neck is completely exposed.


Wal ah swan...

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Mar 9, 2016 13:53:28   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Wal ah swan...

Meanwhile, I remain an ugly duckling. :oops:

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Mar 9, 2016 13:56:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Rufus wrote:
Life is so hard.


hey Mr Heston

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Mar 9, 2016 13:57:33   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Meanwhile, I remain an ugly duckling. :oops:


Remaining is preferable to having one's remains.

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