When he cries.
Mar 7, 2016 15:19:56 #
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked.
'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. old woman
'When he Cries??' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
'May I see the new baby?' I asked.
'Not yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. old woman
'When he Cries??' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
Mar 7, 2016 15:32:27 #
It's not nice making fun of old people. Like me. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Mar 7, 2016 17:40:59 #
Parrothead wrote:
It's not nice making fun of old people. Like me. :roll: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: My apologies mate. :mrgreen: :twisted:
Mar 7, 2016 19:29:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Raising a kid at that age is worth a bit of a cry all its own. :shock:
Mar 7, 2016 19:43:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
Raising a kid at that age is worth a bit of a cry all its own. :shock:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 8, 2016 06:56:57 #
slatten49 wrote:
Raising a kid at that age is worth a bit of a cry all its own. :shock:
Raising a kid at any age can make you cry. :shock: :XD:
Mar 8, 2016 07:08:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Raising a kid at any age can make you cry. :shock: :XD:
Yes, it can. :roll: Yet, it can not only also make you smile, but laugh out loud with joy. :thumbup:
Mar 8, 2016 07:13:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, it can. :roll: Yet, it can not only also make you smile, but laugh out loud with joy. :thumbup:
Even 'bust your buttons' :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 8, 2016 07:52:00 #
BearK wrote:
Raising a kid at any age can make you cry. :shock: :XD:
So true~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: But what an absolute joy they are..Their kind of love is over the top the best!!
Mar 8, 2016 08:18:41 #
lindajoy wrote:
So true~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: But what an absolute joy they are..Their kind of love is over the top the best!!
Father's love is great, but only a woman knows that time of gestation, the pain, and then the joy. Sorry dad's you will never know. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 8, 2016 08:25:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Father's love is great, but only a woman knows that time of gestation, the pain, and then the joy. Sorry dad's you will never know. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
True enough, but we have our own duties/responsibilities to bear and joys unique to Fatherhood.:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 8, 2016 09:09:38 #
slatten49 wrote:
True enough, but we have our own duties/responsibilities to bear and joys unique to Fatherhood.:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
And, you are one who has done it perfectly. Kudos to you, Slats. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 8, 2016 10:02:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
And, you are one who has done it perfectly. Kudos to you, Slats. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
It ain't work when you're having fun :!: :wink:
Mar 8, 2016 10:26:20 #
Mar 8, 2016 10:27:22 #
BearK wrote:
Raising a kid at any age can make you cry. :shock: :XD:
I raised three
I'm still cryin
and a great morning to you Bear
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