Clever Book Reports...
Mar 7, 2016 13:11:50 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
The world's cleverest student does the world's funniest book reports
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost $29.99
Clintons: Cost $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bulls**t artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary basically the same thing.
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost $29.99
Clintons: Cost $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bulls**t artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary basically the same thing.
Mar 7, 2016 13:19:43 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The world's cleverest student does the world's fun... (show quote)
Outstanding.
Mar 7, 2016 14:09:34 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Loki wrote:
Outstanding.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 7, 2016 17:53:32 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The world's cleverest student does the world's fun... (show quote)
:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :-P
Mar 8, 2016 12:03:42 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The world's cleverest student does the world's fun... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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