Murphy's other fifteen laws
Mar 6, 2016 19:48:28 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Mar 6, 2016 20:36:20 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Pretty good there Elwood, i live by those.....hell, i have no choice really.
1 more...Those who can, do...those who can't, teach
Mar 6, 2016 23:04:12 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Pretty good there Elwood, i live by those.....hell, i have no choice really.
1 more...Those who can, do...those who can't, teach
1 more...Those who can, do...those who can't, teach
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mar 7, 2016 19:15:11 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
if you like your insurance
you can keep it
Mar 7, 2016 19:41:42 #
badbobby wrote:
if you like your insurance
you can keep it
you can keep it
:lol: :lol: That sounds familiar. :twisted:
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