It's all in one's perception..
Mar 6, 2016 12:10:33 #
An Overweight Blonde Visits the Doctor to Get Back in Shape
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from skipping."
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from skipping."
Mar 7, 2016 19:23:51 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
An Overweight Blonde Visits the Doctor to Get Back... (show quote)
olla there Senor Papa
tell me the t***h
was this blonde lady a Marine??
Mar 7, 2016 21:30:10 #
badbobby wrote:
olla there Senor Papa
tell me the t***h
was this blonde lady a Marine??
tell me the t***h
was this blonde lady a Marine??
No, mi amigo. She was a Marine reject and became a WAVE.
Mar 8, 2016 08:03:14 #
lololollll, Poppa, great joke but must once again point out the best laughter for me comes when you guys get together...The comradery always amazing and what you gentlemen say to each other has me in hysterics most of the time~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
In other words you gentlemen are as good, if not better than the jokes that start you off!~~~~
In other words you gentlemen are as good, if not better than the jokes that start you off!~~~~
Mar 8, 2016 08:03:47 #
badbobby wrote:
olla there Senor Papa
tell me the t***h
was this blonde lady a Marine??
tell me the t***h
was this blonde lady a Marine??
Good Morning Sir, I do see you have started it off~~Thank You!!! :lol: :lol:
Mar 8, 2016 14:37:35 #
lindajoy wrote:
Good Morning Sir, I do see you have started it off~~Thank You!!! :lol: :lol:
It is rumored he does have an attribute. However, we are still in the process of endeavoring to ascertain what it might be.
Mar 8, 2016 17:26:30 #
[quote=PoppaGringo]It is rumored he does have an attribute. However, we are still in the process of endeavoring to ascertain what it mi
ght be.[/qu
of course you are still endeavoring to ascertain my attributes
you are a Marine
nuff said
ght be.[/qu
of course you are still endeavoring to ascertain my attributes
you are a Marine
nuff said
Mar 8, 2016 19:07:41 #
[quote=badbobby][quote=PoppaGringo]It is rumored he does have an attribute. However, we are still in the process of endeavoring to ascertain what it mi
ght be.[/qu
of course you are still endeavoring to ascertain my attributes
you are a Marine
nuff said[/quote]
Swabbies are very adept at hiding any attributes they might possess. On second thought, I doubt they have any to hide.
ght be.[/qu
of course you are still endeavoring to ascertain my attributes
you are a Marine
nuff said[/quote]
Swabbies are very adept at hiding any attributes they might possess. On second thought, I doubt they have any to hide.
Mar 8, 2016 19:47:32 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Swabbies are very adept at hiding any attributes they might possess. On second thought, I doubt they have any to hide.
and Marines are adept at trying to have the last word
that is if any one of them even had a word
Mar 8, 2016 23:29:51 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
It is rumored he does have an attribute. However, we are still in the process of endeavoring to ascertain what it might be.
I suspect he does, and it is in your endeavors to ascertain what it may be that I find so much friendly humor....
Likewise, I do believe he thinks much the same of you and loves "poking you" with his humorous measures to ascertain yours... :wink:
You are both rather unique gentlemen, that is my formed attribute of both of you..Now slatt~there simply is no attribute that may be "assumed"~~~lolol :wink:
Mar 8, 2016 23:30:49 #
[quote=badbobby][quote=PoppaGringo]It is rumored he does have an attribute. However, we are still in the process of endeavoring to ascertain what it mi
ght be.[/qu
of course you are still endeavoring to ascertain my attributes
you are a Marine
nuff said[/quote]
:lol: :lol: lol, "nuff said"~~~you two get me~~~
Good evening
ght be.[/qu
of course you are still endeavoring to ascertain my attributes
you are a Marine
nuff said[/quote]
:lol: :lol: lol, "nuff said"~~~you two get me~~~
Good evening
Mar 8, 2016 23:31:11 #
badbobby wrote:
and Marines are adept at trying to have the last word
that is if any one of them even had a word
that is if any one of them even had a word
They have lots of words. Where do you think Roget acquired his for the Thesaurus?
Mar 8, 2016 23:31:36 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Swabbies are very adept at hiding any attributes they might possess. On second thought, I doubt they have any to hide.
hehehhehe~~~~~ Give em hell Poppa~~~ :lol: :lol:
Mar 9, 2016 15:03:16 #
lindajoy wrote:
lololollll, Poppa, great joke but must once again point out the best laughter for me comes when you guys get together...The comradery always amazing and what you gentlemen say to each other has me in hysterics most of the time~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
In other words you gentlemen are as good, if not better than the jokes that start you off!~~~~
In other words you gentlemen are as good, if not better than the jokes that start you off!~~~~
Linda
Linda
the heads on those two are humongous enough
please refrain from encouraging them
it is ok tho to encourage me
Mar 9, 2016 15:05:49 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
They have lots of words. Where do you think Roget acquired his for the Thesaurus?
Roget was a Marine??
I din't know that
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