I Have THE Solution to fix the mess...
Upon deep consideration of the ominous issues that we face as a nation and the scattered opinions on how to fix it. Couple that with the anxt and disdain felt by the e*****rate towards our elected officials in DC...I have come to a conclusion that I believe is THE answer to solving our problems once and for all...
SOLUTION: MMA STYLE GRUDGE MATCH
I say that we combine MMA with the Superbowl and have one event every 4 years to settle this thing.
You invite every group to participate. B*M, the TP, La Raza, Unions, CPUSA, KKK, the NBP, L**T, Code Pink, OWS, ISIS, Trumpsters and every other group that we've been diced up into and just GO AT IT!!! GET IT ALL OUT!!!!
Last man/woman/t****y standing wins and gets to set policy for the next 4 years.
No weapons, just mano y mano y chica y tweener. It'll be the pay-per-view kick punch scratch and claw hair pulling weave snatching event of the year, I can guarantee that!!!
Now, I thought about a tournament-style system, but the matchups took too much time to sort out. Besides, no matter who you matched up with the Trumpsters, they would claim they weren't being treated fairly. Others would start crying about e******y and fairness too and well, you get the picture. No, this is the only way it works. Just get everybody into the arena and slug it out.
We good?
Olden McGroen wrote:
Upon deep consideration of the ominous issues that we face as a nation and the scattered opinions on how to fix it. Couple that with the anxt and disdain felt by the e*****rate towards our elected officials in DC...I have come to a conclusion that I believe is THE answer to solving our problems once and for all...
SOLUTION: MMA STYLE GRUDGE MATCH
I say that we combine MMA with the Superbowl and have one event every 4 years to settle this thing.
You invite every group to participate. B*M, the TP, La Raza, Unions, CPUSA, KKK, the NBP, L**T, Code Pink, OWS, ISIS, Trumpsters and every other group that we've been diced up into and just GO AT IT!!! GET IT ALL OUT!!!!
Last man/woman/t****y standing wins and gets to set policy for the next 4 years.
No weapons, just mano y mano y chica y tweener. It'll be the pay-per-view kick punch scratch and claw hair pulling weave snatching event of the year, I can guarantee that!!!
Now, I thought about a tournament-style system, but the matchups took too much time to sort out. Besides, no matter who you matched up with the Trumpsters, they would claim they weren't being treated fairly. Others would start crying about e******y and fairness too and well, you get the picture. No, this is the only way it works. Just get everybody into the arena and slug it out.
We good?
Upon deep consideration of the ominous issues that... (
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"WE" good, OM, but must let all the American infidel secular liberal progressives go first [L***Q, PPH, Code Pink, B*M, MediaMatters, etc.], with an adequate and ample mixture of their new "BFF"; the MB [Sunni], CAIR, [Shiite?], MSA, [Sunni and Shiite?] and ISIS, [Sunni]. After a few hours "WE" could incorporate the New {Muslim/c*******t} Black Panther Party and a few Latino gang-bangers. "WE" good.
Olden McGroen wrote:
Upon deep consideration of the ominous issues that we face as a nation and the scattered opinions on how to fix it. Couple that with the anxt and disdain felt by the e*****rate towards our elected officials in DC...I have come to a conclusion that I believe is THE answer to solving our problems once and for all...
SOLUTION: MMA STYLE GRUDGE MATCH
I say that we combine MMA with the Superbowl and have one event every 4 years to settle this thing.
You invite every group to participate. B*M, the TP, La Raza, Unions, CPUSA, KKK, the NBP, L**T, Code Pink, OWS, ISIS, Trumpsters and every other group that we've been diced up into and just GO AT IT!!! GET IT ALL OUT!!!!
Last man/woman/t****y standing wins and gets to set policy for the next 4 years.
No weapons, just mano y mano y chica y tweener. It'll be the pay-per-view kick punch scratch and claw hair pulling weave snatching event of the year, I can guarantee that!!!
Now, I thought about a tournament-style system, but the matchups took too much time to sort out. Besides, no matter who you matched up with the Trumpsters, they would claim they weren't being treated fairly. Others would start crying about e******y and fairness too and well, you get the picture. No, this is the only way it works. Just get everybody into the arena and slug it out.
We good?
Upon deep consideration of the ominous issues that... (
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Nice plan, would make plenty of money to support itself, with a surplus to finance programs of the winner...and it could fill the gap between the Superbowl and preseason, and fill Sunday afternoons, and Monday night.
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