Two nuns arriving in the USA
Mar 2, 2016 14:16:29 #
Two Irish nuns have just arrived to the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "Which part did you get?
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously: "Which part did you get?
New York
Which part did you get?
Mar 2, 2016 15:34:22 #
Elwood wrote:
Two Irish nuns have just arrived to the USA by boa... (show quote)
They both got the good part!!!! Right?
Mar 2, 2016 15:39:06 #
Mar 2, 2016 16:10:56 #
bahmer wrote:
They both got the good part!!!! Right?
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Yes indeed. :twisted:
Mar 2, 2016 16:11:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
I would hope they rellish their dogs. :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: I'm sure that they did Slats. :mrgreen:
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