Mom knocks out dad
Feb 29, 2016 18:58:17 #
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father: Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers. Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a womans breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, but h*****g a bit. After 50, they are like onions. Onions? the son asks. Yes. You see them and they make you cry.
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, Mom, how many different kinds of willys are there? The mother smiles and says, Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree - mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, its like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, its like a Christmas tree. A Christmas tree? the daughter asks.
Yes, dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.
Ouch :!: :shock: :shock:
The father, surprised, answers. Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a womans breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, but h*****g a bit. After 50, they are like onions. Onions? the son asks. Yes. You see them and they make you cry.
This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, Mom, how many different kinds of willys are there? The mother smiles and says, Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree - mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, its like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, its like a Christmas tree. A Christmas tree? the daughter asks.
Yes, dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.
Ouch :!: :shock: :shock:
Feb 29, 2016 19:06:39 #
Feb 29, 2016 19:29:12 #
Nice very nice:-)
A related note;
Do you know the definition of a cutie?
A guy that has been circumcised with pinking shears.
A related note;
Do you know the definition of a cutie?
A guy that has been circumcised with pinking shears.
Elwood wrote:
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Feb 29, 2016 23:06:31 #
okie don wrote:
Elwood, where the hell do you find all this anyway?
No end to it.
No end to it.
:lol: :lol: Like the Eveready bunny it just keeps coming and coming. :twisted:
Feb 29, 2016 23:07:10 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Nice very nice:-)
A related note;
Do you know the definition of a cutie?
A guy that has been circumcised with pinking shears.
A related note;
Do you know the definition of a cutie?
A guy that has been circumcised with pinking shears.
:shock: :shock: Double ouch. :twisted:
Feb 29, 2016 23:59:19 #
Elwood wrote:
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yes, he really said that~come quick and tell me if its true~~lol...
Mar 1, 2016 11:34:05 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Elwood wrote:
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Tit for tat?
Mar 1, 2016 12:39:11 #
OK All, its TAT for TIT,time for some more LITTLE MIKEY JOKES,,, so,little Mikey puts a penny on the rail road tracks,the train tuns over the penny, and squashes it, when asked why he did it,Little Mikey says,MY Daddy says,a penny will go a long way, towards a small bag of candy,,I wanted to see if I stretched it how far it would go towards a big bag !!! (GROAN)
Mar 1, 2016 14:15:12 #
Mar 1, 2016 14:15:56 #
boatbob2 wrote:
OK All, its TAT for TIT,time for some more LITTLE MIKEY JOKES,,, so,little Mikey puts a penny on the rail road tracks,the train tuns over the penny, and squashes it, when asked why he did it,Little Mikey says,MY Daddy says,a penny will go a long way, towards a small bag of candy,,I wanted to see if I stretched it how far it would go towards a big bag !!! (GROAN)
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