One way of getting things through customs
Feb 26, 2016 11:05:40 #
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her: "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
Feb 26, 2016 11:10:46 #
no propaganda please
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Elwood wrote:
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switz... (show quote)
What a great way to not lie but still smuggle something in against the law. It might not have been a lie, but is unethical.
However, the joke is very funny. Was the priest a Democrat by any chance?
Feb 26, 2016 11:25:43 #
no propaganda please wrote:
What a great way to not lie but still smuggle something in against the law. It might not have been a lie, but is unethical.
However, the joke is very funny. Was the priest a Democrat by any chance?
However, the joke is very funny. Was the priest a Democrat by any chance?
If so, it definitely wasn't Bill Clinton in a new career.
Feb 26, 2016 12:28:05 #
no propaganda please wrote:
What a great way to not lie but still smuggle something in against the law. It might not have been a lie, but is unethical.
However, the joke is very funny. Was the priest a Democrat by any chance?
However, the joke is very funny. Was the priest a Democrat by any chance?
:lol: :lol: Aren't they all? :mrgreen:
Feb 27, 2016 05:38:33 #
Elwood wrote:
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switz... (show quote)
You a trip, Els~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 27, 2016 10:44:14 #
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