Weapons, survival gear, and other goodies.
Feb 27, 2016 14:51:42 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
It's true. I can't outrun them, but my .45 can. Have you ever seen someone with a walking cane try to run? It's not pretty.
Feb 27, 2016 15:02:51 #
Loki wrote:
It's true. I can't outrun them, but my .45 can. Have you ever seen someone with a walking cane try to run? It's not pretty.
That's why skateboards were invented.
Feb 27, 2016 15:24:00 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
That's why skateboards were invented.
A skateboard will not outrun a 230 grain hollow point handloaded to about 1000/fps.
Feb 27, 2016 15:49:39 #
Loki wrote:
A skateboard will not outrun a 230 grain hollow point handloaded to about 1000/fps.
Actually, I was thinking the skateboard would really help YOU out. :mrgreen:
Feb 27, 2016 16:23:42 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Actually, I was thinking the skateboard would really help YOU out. :mrgreen:
So I could break my other leg and maybe my follicularly challenged head also? With friends like you, who needs enemas?
Feb 27, 2016 16:27:52 #
Loki wrote:
So I could break my other leg and maybe my follicularly challenged head also? With friends like you, who needs enemas?
Sorry. I don't do enemas. :roll:
Feb 27, 2016 16:32:22 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Sorry. I don't do enemas. :roll:
Then why are you suggesting ways for me to damage my aged ass? I can just see my gimpy ass on a skateboard. You just want a floor show.
Feb 27, 2016 16:37:13 #
Loki wrote:
Then why are you suggesting ways for me to damage my aged ass? I can just see my gimpy ass on a skateboard. You just want a floor show.
I find your reluctance to entertain us, at your own expense and possible personal injury, disturbing. I mean, what are friends for?
Feb 27, 2016 16:53:50 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
I find your reluctance to entertain us, at your own expense and possible personal injury, disturbing. I mean, what are friends for?
I find your willingness to expend my hide and finances for your amusement equally disturbing, in view of my advanced age, unusually acute eyesight, and unerring aim.
Feb 27, 2016 17:18:34 #
Loki wrote:
I find your willingness to expend my hide and finances for your amusement equally disturbing, in view of my advanced age, unusually acute eyesight, and unerring aim.
Fine. Be that way. But some of the funniest things I ever saw started out something like..."Hey Rufus. Watch this." You're just no fun.
Feb 27, 2016 17:40:12 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
Fine. Be that way. But some of the funniest things I ever saw started out something like..."Hey Rufus. Watch this." You're just no fun.
I wouldn't say that. Not long ago I was buying a couple of packs of those dentastix things for my puppy. A lady asked me if my dog like them. I told her I was trying to quit smoking, and preferred them to chewing gum. She actually believed me. I can be convincing sometimes. People look at my bearded countenance and think I am capable of anything. The first time slatten49 ever saw me he unconsciously reached for a gun and realized that he wasn't wearing one. The first time we ever met I made it a point to wear a black keffiyah. I looked like a mullah. I think I got his attention.
Feb 27, 2016 17:51:05 #
Feb 27, 2016 17:56:41 #
Feb 27, 2016 18:13:01 #
Loki wrote:
I'm not kidding.
I know. That's why it's funny. I can just see Slat reaching for his gun. What was the expression like on his face?
Feb 27, 2016 19:51:13 #
Little Ball of H**e wrote:
After the initial startle, quite normal.I know. That's why it's funny. I can just see Slat reaching for his gun. What was the expression like on his face?
Perhaps reaching for his gun is a bit of an exaggeration but his hand came off the table. We first met at a C*****r Barrel to eat some breakfast, since my house was pretty far out of his way, and I could k**l two birds with one stone by visiting with my granddaughter, who lives nearby, afterwards. At any rate, I don't think I was quite what Lon was expecting. You see, I knew what he looked like, and he had never seen a picture of me.
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