What do I look like?
Feb 25, 2016 15:02:13 #
(This is an oldie making it around once again.)
A married couple moves into to a new home. After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?"
"What do I look like, a plumber?" asks the husband, and goes to sleep.
A few days later, the wife once again turns to her husband and says, "honey, my car doesn't start, I think it may need a new battery, could you change it for me?".
"What do I look like, a mechanic?" asks the husband with a frown.
A week goes by, and the wife once again turns to her husband and says, "Dear, the roof is leaking, could you do something about it?"
"What do I look like, a roofer?" asks the husband. "Take care of these things yourself!"
He then leaves home for a week on a business trip. "When I come back," he says to his wife, "I'd like all these things taken care of."
He comes back a week later and is astonished to discover the roof is fixed, the car is running and the pipes are brand new.
"Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls at his wife.
"Nothing at all." said the wife. "The neighbor popped in and turns out he's a handyman. He said he'd fix the whole thing if I just bake him a cake, or sleep with him."
"Wow," said the husband. "What kind of cake did you make him?"
"What do I look like," exclaims the wife, "a baker?"
A married couple moves into to a new home. After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?"
"What do I look like, a plumber?" asks the husband, and goes to sleep.
A few days later, the wife once again turns to her husband and says, "honey, my car doesn't start, I think it may need a new battery, could you change it for me?".
"What do I look like, a mechanic?" asks the husband with a frown.
A week goes by, and the wife once again turns to her husband and says, "Dear, the roof is leaking, could you do something about it?"
"What do I look like, a roofer?" asks the husband. "Take care of these things yourself!"
He then leaves home for a week on a business trip. "When I come back," he says to his wife, "I'd like all these things taken care of."
He comes back a week later and is astonished to discover the roof is fixed, the car is running and the pipes are brand new.
"Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls at his wife.
"Nothing at all." said the wife. "The neighbor popped in and turns out he's a handyman. He said he'd fix the whole thing if I just bake him a cake, or sleep with him."
"Wow," said the husband. "What kind of cake did you make him?"
"What do I look like," exclaims the wife, "a baker?"
Feb 25, 2016 15:23:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
(This is an oldie making it around once again.) br... (show quote)
"What goes around, comes around :!: " :shock: :lol:
Feb 25, 2016 15:27:08 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
PoppaGringo wrote:
(This is an oldie making it around once again.) br... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 26, 2016 19:40:42 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
(This is an oldie making it around once again.) br... (show quote)
RUH ROH :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Feb 27, 2016 05:13:43 #
Well, where there's a will, there's a way~~~ :lol: :lol: :XD:
Good one El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Good one El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 27, 2016 08:24:11 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lindajoy wrote:
Well, where there's a will, there's a way~~~ :lol: :lol: :XD:
Good one El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Good one El~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
El :?: :shock: Salty must be feeling totally disrespected. :lol:
Feb 27, 2016 08:34:33 #
slatten49 wrote:
El :?: :shock: Salty must be feeling totally disrespected. :lol:
Egadsssssssssssss, I am truly sorry salty....I read so many of Els I mistakenly used his name....Please forgive me..
Thank You slatts for bringing to error to me...much appreciated..
I will be giving myself 10 minutes key board restriction now... :shock: :roll:
Feb 27, 2016 08:37:40 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
lindajoy wrote:
Egadsssssssssssss, I am truly sorry salty....I read so many of Els I mistakenly used his name....Please forgive me..
Thank You slatts for bringing to error to me...much appreciated..
I will be giving myself 10 minutes key board restriction now... :shock: :roll:
Thank You slatts for bringing to error to me...much appreciated..
I will be giving myself 10 minutes key board restriction now... :shock: :roll:
It is forgotten...but don't let it happen again :!: :hunf:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 27, 2016 09:01:40 #
slatten49 wrote:
It is forgotten...but don't let it happen again :!: :hunf:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, I will not, "salty"~~~ :wink: :lol: :mrgreen: :shock:
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