lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I needed to take my wife's car in for service today, so she took my truck to work. It is parked beside the carport and to get out, one must cut the wheels left, to miss a huge gum tree, then right, to get on the concrete driveway. There is a ditch on either side of the driveway ( the ditches that are now completely cleared ).

I heard my horn blaring and when I went out to see what was up, I found my truck in the middle of the front yard, with the rear wheels in a newly dug rut. My wife got my truck stuck in the yard. I went to the cab and asked " how did you get out here?". That was apparently the wrong question or comment, as my ears immediately began to bleed until high frequency deafness saved me.

It was obvious she forgot to "cut right" and drove over the driveway and into the yard. She blamed the truck mostly and me for making her drive it and a few more things that, thanks to my new deafness, I did not catch. After a little "rock and roll", I got the truck out of the yard and onto the driveway. By now my hearing had returned, and in my usual death defying fashion - I mentioned that she forgot to "cut right".

I knew I had erred badly, just by looking at her face after my helpful comment. Now, my eyes AND my ears are bleeding, as well a another orifice I shall not name. So, I learned something else new: don't tell a women something she already knows - unless you have a death wish. I think I'll move into the camper for a while, since my life has been threatened twice in as many days. Hopefully, "out of sight out of mind" will apply here and I'll live. If not, it was nice knowing you. :mrgreen: :shock: :cry:

iFrank Loc: San Antonio

I'm recommending to v**e you out of the "He-Mans" club, Lol.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: The visual to this is tooooo dang funny lp.....Just hush when ya think you should say something..It'll save ya a lot of deaf, dumb and blindness later....


Remember~~

Alwaysssssssss safer~~~lol

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

What? Hello? Is someone there? :lol: Yeah, that's always been my problem - hearing myself BEFORE it comes out of my mouth. I hear myself the same time everyone else does - then I go deaf for some reason. :mrgreen: :cry:

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm always wishing I could grab my words back before they reach the ears of the ones I'm talken to...You're too funny~~~

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Glad to see you're still alive! Is there any extra room in your camper? I'm in trouble too. :cry: Here in a bit I'll explain, but right now I'm being monitored. If there is room, we could have some fun! :thumbup: :XD:
My usual room mate is kind of a stick in the mud! :hunf:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Have you and ArchieB considered purchasing an abode, an equal distance between between your homes, to have somewhere to stay after you each make M A S S I V E errors in opening your mouths? :?: :idea: :?: :idea:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Second response.

Did it even remotely cross your, pitifully small, mind to actually move the truck to the driveway for her? :roll: 8-) :roll: 8-)

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I have to give you that one... :hunf:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

OK. Here is my deal. Last nite I was sitting at the kitchen table trying to solder a teeny tiny wire back on the power cord for my Serius radio when she comes in and says when are you going to trim Buster's feet. Buster is the I mean THE horse who eats our money. Anyway, I was focused on my tiny wire, and blurted out...If you would just go spend a few hours riding him on the pavement, it would wear them down. Then there is the thing with my pills.... :roll:
I know she wants me alive, because she fixed it!! :thumbup:
I am redeemed, and Buster will be saddled, and ready for her to work on his hooves early tomorrow! :mrgreen:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Nope. She's a growed up women. At least, that's what she keeps telling me. So, are you chicks equal - or ain't you? ;) :lol: :evil:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Hmm, that's not a bad idea. I don't know where Arch lives, but I bet Vegas is exactly equidistant between our homes.

I like the way you think! :lol:

Wait, are you and my wife up to something? :shock:

Betta

I'll come and ride Buster for you!!!!! Then the Misses won't get mad at you and you'll stay trouble at least where Buster is concerned. The other stuff you get in trouble for I can't help you. Can Buster go super fast and jump over streams? If he can fly that's the horse for me! Can I come over and ride Buster for ya? :XD:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Can I borrow your horse? Then, when my wife yells "listen buster!", I can pretend she's talking to him - and have a valid excuse for ignoring her. ;-)

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: You crack me up!!!!Have a great day Major~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: