My Private Part Died
Feb 24, 2016 18:31:30 #
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little
forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was
walking down the hall with his Private
Part h*****g out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr..
Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell
me that, but why is it h*****g out of your pajamas?'
(You've gotta love this.)
'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little
forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was
walking down the hall with his Private
Part h*****g out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr..
Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell
me that, but why is it h*****g out of your pajamas?'
(You've gotta love this.)
'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
Feb 24, 2016 19:24:35 #
eagleye13 wrote:
MY PRIVATE PART DIED br br An old man, Mr.. Wal... (show quote)
Ok I'll buy that. Pretty funny. Glad you didn't blame Obama for the death.
Feb 24, 2016 22:03:10 #
eagleye13 wrote:
MY PRIVATE PART DIED br br An old man, Mr.. Wal... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :wink: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 25, 2016 12:28:35 #
Well,Mine didn't die,and my ladies say,,,Damn,are we going to do it again??? and I say YEP ! and they have a grin a mile wide on their lips. And that folks,IS NOT WISHFUL THINKING....
Feb 26, 2016 01:05:23 #
angery american
Loc: Georgia
boatbob2 wrote:
Well,Mine didn't die,and my ladies say,,,Damn,are we going to do it again??? and I say YEP ! and they have a grin a mile wide on their lips. And that folks,IS NOT WISHFUL THINKING....
No...But it is called lying..... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: lolol
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