The mathematics of life
Feb 24, 2016 16:19:21 #
In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true, such as these interesting mathematical formulas - just don't take them too seriously, in my experience, I never did use much of the math I learned in school anyway...
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
puzzle
Smart boss + Smart employee =
Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee =
Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee =
Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee =
Overtime
ROMANCE
MATHEMATICS g****r
Smart man + Smart woman =
Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
SHOPPING
MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
General Formulas:
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
puzzle
Smart boss + Smart employee =
Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee =
Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee =
Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee =
Overtime
ROMANCE
MATHEMATICS g****r
Smart man + Smart woman =
Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
SHOPPING
MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
General Formulas:
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Office
Men and Women
Shopping
Happiness
Longevity
Feb 24, 2016 19:37:09 #
Elwood wrote:
In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However... (show quote)
simple but very true. :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 24, 2016 19:38:07 #
markinny wrote:
simple but very true. :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: Yes indeed. :mrgreen:
Feb 24, 2016 22:01:40 #
Elwood wrote:
In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However... (show quote)
Reality at its finest~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 24, 2016 22:50:59 #
lindajoy wrote:
Reality at its finest~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: Sure is. :mrgreen:
Feb 25, 2016 22:06:02 #
lindajoy wrote:
Reality at its finest~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Why did you change the picture?
Feb 26, 2016 07:50:08 #
John316 wrote:
Why did you change the picture?
St. Patty is coming~~~I'll be changing it again later...Soon ...
Feb 26, 2016 23:00:52 #
Feb 27, 2016 06:41:05 #
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