Where is Tarzan, Jane and Cheetah Now!
Feb 20, 2016 00:30:11 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Where is Tarzan, Jane and Cheetah Now!
I was at the pub yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan.
I asked him how it was going, and if he was making any more movies.
He told me,
"me no longer make movies, me have severe arthritis,
both shoulders bad and not swing from vine to tree no more".
I asked about Boy, and he told me "Boy, gone big city,
get with bad women, on drugs and alcoholic;
and only time hear from him, when in trouble or need something".
I asked how Jane was doing?He told me,
"Jane in bad shape, in nursing home,
has bad Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone". How sad!
I asked about Cheeta: He beamed and said,
"Cheeta do good. She marry lawyer, had plastic surgery,
now live in White House!!!
Bad I know but I couldn't resist it !
Where is Tarzan, Jane and Cheetah Now!
I was at the pub yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan.
I asked him how it was going, and if he was making any more movies.
He told me,
"me no longer make movies, me have severe arthritis,
both shoulders bad and not swing from vine to tree no more".
I asked about Boy, and he told me "Boy, gone big city,
get with bad women, on drugs and alcoholic;
and only time hear from him, when in trouble or need something".
I asked how Jane was doing?He told me,
"Jane in bad shape, in nursing home,
has bad Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone". How sad!
I asked about Cheeta: He beamed and said,
"Cheeta do good. She marry lawyer, had plastic surgery,
now live in White House!!!
Bad I know but I couldn't resist it !
Feb 20, 2016 04:39:55 #
Feb 20, 2016 09:32:10 #
I always thought Chetah was a male.
That explains everything. :-)
That explains everything. :-)
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Wher... (show quote)
Feb 20, 2016 10:09:05 #
Feb 20, 2016 10:09:22 #
eagleye13 wrote:
I always thought Chetah was a male.
That explains everything. :-)
That explains everything. :-)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 20, 2016 10:12:23 #
Looks like that cleared things up for you also Woody.
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 20, 2016 11:27:09 #
So bad I'm still laughing! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cheetah now
Feb 20, 2016 11:34:07 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Wher... (show quote)
Thank goodness I was not drinking coffee when I read that or I would have to have the keyboard fixed AGAIN!!
Feb 20, 2016 11:53:59 #
Parrothead wrote:
So bad I'm still laughing! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 20, 2016 11:54:14 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Thank goodness I was not drinking coffee when I read that or I would have to have the keyboard fixed AGAIN!!
:lol: :lol:
Feb 21, 2016 09:28:06 #
Feb 21, 2016 09:50:34 #
Parrothead wrote:
So bad I'm still laughing! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LBmUwi6mEo
Feb 21, 2016 10:07:21 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Thank goodness I was not drinking coffee when I read that or I would have to have the keyboard fixed AGAIN!!
Amen to that.
Feb 21, 2016 11:57:00 #
Feb 21, 2016 12:59:24 #
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