Gotta pee
Feb 19, 2016 23:43:15 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
GOTTA PEE
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
go home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
So he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station..
We'll never forget you.' "
GOTTA PEE
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
go home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over,
So he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station..
We'll never forget you.' "
Feb 19, 2016 23:46:14 #
Feb 20, 2016 00:28:09 #
Zombiefarmer23 wrote:
Did not see that one coming. Hilarious!!
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 20, 2016 06:14:54 #
Feb 20, 2016 09:25:02 #
Feb 20, 2016 10:20:46 #
Feb 20, 2016 10:21:20 #
lindajoy wrote:
That'll teach em to pee in the here after... :thumbup: :wink:
:lol: :lol: When you gotta go you gotta go. :mrgreen:
Feb 20, 2016 10:43:28 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: When you gotta go you gotta go. :mrgreen:
I'm glad I don't have to squat to pee. Plus I can write my name in the snow. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Feb 20, 2016 11:55:00 #
Parrothead wrote:
I'm glad I don't have to squat to pee. Plus I can write my name in the snow. :roll: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Show off. :mrgreen:
Feb 20, 2016 12:00:41 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Show off. :mrgreen:
With enough beer I can capitalize every letter and underline it.
Feb 20, 2016 12:08:23 #
Parrothead wrote:
With enough beer I can capitalize every letter and underline it.
:lol: :lol: Double show off. :mrgreen:
Feb 20, 2016 12:14:49 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Double show off. :mrgreen:
I'll take a picture when we get our once every 10 years snow. I think it's scheduled for 2025.
Feb 20, 2016 12:36:45 #
Parrothead wrote:
I'll take a picture when we get our once every 10 years snow. I think it's scheduled for 2025.
By then you will probably be wearing depends. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Feb 20, 2016 13:05:59 #
Elwood wrote:
By then you will probably be wearing depends. :shock: :lol: :lol:
If I live that long. I met a dark haired beauty last night with the most beautiful blue eyes and cleavage that made me forget about the color of her eyes . I better skip the details. She would have probably put me in my grave. But what a way to go. :wink: :thumbup:
Feb 20, 2016 13:08:09 #
Parrothead wrote:
If I live that long. I met a dark haired beauty last night with the most beautiful blue eyes and cleavage that made me forget about the color of her eyes . I better skip the details. She would have probably put me in my grave. But what a way to go. :wink: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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