Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Hillary Clinton wants to find a dog that barks every time a politician lies? Did she really say that in Reno Monday night?

Be careful what you wish for, Madame Secretary. If you procure even one such t***h-seeking canine, let alone a whole pack of the hounds, you’ll never be heard again. Your screeches and hectorings will be drowned out in a torrent of howls, grrrs, growls, yaps, bays, ruffs, arfs and bow-wows — not such a terrible thing, after all, come to think of it.

It’ll sound like a kennel at dawn if anyone starts replaying Hillary’s Greatest Hits:

“I was named after Sir Edmund Hillary.”

“I landed at Tuzla under sniper fire.”

“I tried to enlist in the Marines in 1975.”

“I want those emails out.”

“It’s all the fault of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.” (Wh**ever “it” is today.)

Do you hear the barking yet? Who let the dogs out — who? Who? And she can’t blame this on the Koch brothers either. It was an unforced error, suddenly talking about an old radio ad in Arkansas where one candidate was complaining about his opponent lying, and how difficult it was to call out the prevaricator.

“Wouldn’t it be great,” Hillary said, “if somebody running for office said something, we could have an immediate reaction to whether it was true or not. Well, we have trained this dog. Well, the dog, if it is not true, he is going to bark.”

Then she started barking. Actually, it was a pretty fair bark. Certainly superior to her impersonation of a Southern black dialect.

But apparently she has no idea whatsoever how social media works. Hillary’s barking was instantaneously downloaded countless times on the Internet, and none of the media rumpswabs who protected her husband could do a damn thing about it.

From now on, that dog — or some dog — will be barking underneath wh**ever she says. When she discusses the FBI investigation, it will be bloodhounds — think Southern chain-gang movie. When she discusses her husband’s bimbo eruptions — what exactly is the sound of a dog humping a leg?

“I learned how to invest in cattle futures by reading the commodities column in the Wall Street Journal.”

“I didn’t start the rumors about Barack Obama being born in Kenya.”

“I try to be as t***sparent as possible.”

“Chelsea was jogging downtown around the World Trade Center on Sept. 11.”

“You can’t buy me.”

“I’m a Yankees fan.”

Every survivor of sexual assault “has the right to be heard, the right to be believed, and we are with you.” (Unless you’re accusing Bill Clinton, in which case you will be destroyed.)

“I love my husband.”

“(Wall Street) is trying to beat me in this primary.”

“I can’t be establishment because I’m a woman.”

“I’m too busy (to see the B******i movie ’13 Hours’).”

What did Bill Clinton say in New Hampshire in 1992 — “I’ll be there for you ’til the last dog dies.” I could keep writing this column about Hillary’s lies ’til the last dog dies. And they would have all barked themselves to death.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists/howie_carr/2016/02/carr_lie_detecting_dogs_release_the_hounds

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

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Just couldn't resist,I mean if your bark like one, why not??
Who Let the Dog Out???? :wink: As for her "pretty fair bark" comment~~seems realistic a dog would bark well~~
Ok 10 minutes key board restriction~~Thanks a lot!!

http://youtu.be/9sLR0vgpeWI

As for the article~~True....The women couldn't speak the t***h about anything..It is just not in her power....

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Lol, thanks for the video. 👍👍👍

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Your Welcome~~ :wink: :lol: