Italian story
Feb 16, 2016 14:26:50 #
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk.​ ​
So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply, so, they brought the cow over from Sicily.
It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."
The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily. "You are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. "How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:
"My wife is from Sicily."
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Dont make this mistake!
The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New Jersey
after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question, "Do you have anyone
dependent on you?" The man wrote: "9.5 million
illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 3.4
million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in
over 85 prisons plus 650 i***ts in Washington.
The IRS stated that the answer he gave was unacceptable!
The man responded back, "Who did I leave out?
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So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply, so, they brought the cow over from Sicily.
It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him what was happening and to ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."
The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Sicily?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily. "You are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. "How did you know that we got the cow from Sicily?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:
"My wife is from Sicily."
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Dont make this mistake!
The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New Jersey
after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question, "Do you have anyone
dependent on you?" The man wrote: "9.5 million
illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 3.4
million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in
over 85 prisons plus 650 i***ts in Washington.
The IRS stated that the answer he gave was unacceptable!
The man responded back, "Who did I leave out?
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May all your days start this well.
Feb 16, 2016 14:45:41 #
Good Joke for my Northern Italian Wife... Good one on a nice start to the day. Hasn't happened since I was 25 (long time). I wont show that to my Northern Italian Wife....
Feb 16, 2016 14:57:05 #
kburns50 wrote:
Good Joke for my Northern Italian Wife... Good one on a nice start to the day. Hasn't happened since I was 25 (long time). I wont show that to my Northern Italian Wife....
Then be sure to not take her south.
Feb 17, 2016 10:59:59 #
YEAH,bring her to North Florida,We will show her some new tricks,that you Damn Yankees don't know.........THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN...(at least parts of us)
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