The new campaign against Isis
Feb 16, 2016 11:21:24 #
DJRich
Loc: Western Pa
This will solve the problems conservatards and republicans are so scared of.
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The US Army announced today the formation of a new 900-man elite fighting
unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Mountain boys will be dropped off in Iraq, with plenty of cold beer,
ammo and weaponry.
They have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken..
4. They h**e beer, pickups, nude women, country music and Jesus.
AND
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem in IRAQ to be more or less over by
next Friday.
***********************************************
The US Army announced today the formation of a new 900-man elite fighting
unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Mountain boys will be dropped off in Iraq, with plenty of cold beer,
ammo and weaponry.
They have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken..
4. They h**e beer, pickups, nude women, country music and Jesus.
AND
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem in IRAQ to be more or less over by
next Friday.
Feb 16, 2016 11:43:04 #
DaJerkSpook wrote:
This will solve the problems conservatards and re... (show quote)
Yo JerkSpook,
I know that you posted this as a joke.
I just wish I had a sense of humor.
To me, it just sounds like a very good idea.
But at least you finally posted something that doesn't require me to verbally assault you with extreme prejudice.
Good job......................................PUNK !!!
Feb 16, 2016 11:58:15 #
DJRich
Loc: Western Pa
[quote=wolf s**t]
Too damn bad that I not only have no sense of humor, but I am still just a stupid, ignorant asshole who should put myself out of my misery
Too damn bad that I not only have no sense of humor, but I am still just a stupid, ignorant asshole who should put myself out of my misery
Feb 16, 2016 12:07:12 #
LAPhil
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
DJRich wrote:
Too damn bad that I not only have no sense of humor, but I am still just a stupid, ignorant asshole who should put myself out of my misery
Fixed it for you.
Feb 16, 2016 12:14:31 #
DaJerkSpook wrote:
Too damn bad that I not only have no sense of humor, but I am still just a stupid, ignorant asshole who should put myself out of my misery
Too damn bad that I not only have no sense of humor, but I am still just a stupid, ignorant asshole who should put myself out of my misery
Yo JerkSpook,
Your anger is also a joke.
And your attempt to mimic my editing sk**ls is laughable indeed.
Stick to your own low brow foulness and your monotonous drab..............PUNK !!!
Feb 16, 2016 12:16:17 #
Floyd Brown
Loc: Milwaukee WI
DJRich wrote:
This will solve the problems conservatards and re... (show quote)
I know there may on this site that would jump at the chance to use their guns. I just think that they would run when some one shoots back. It is easier to talk big but few would back it up.
Feb 16, 2016 12:18:20 #
Feb 16, 2016 12:34:05 #
DaJerkSpook wrote:
I h**e myself because I'm a jerk spook. It sucks to be me.
Whoa JerkSpook,
It's not that bad.
You're actually a very useful tool.
The world needs jerk spooks like you.
If only just for us to use as verbal punching bags..............................PUNK !!!
Feb 16, 2016 13:29:20 #
LAPhil
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
DJRich wrote:
Failure of the intellect is a terrible thing.Go lick yourself
PUNK
PUNK
Feb 16, 2016 22:36:17 #
DJRich wrote:
This will solve the problems conservatards and re... (show quote)
Well now should we ever expect anything less of our "redneck" men of courage, and "get it done"...Nope, not at all..They are truly veryyyyyy good~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
More t***h to this than you can imagine~~
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