Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley ."
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, t'ain't Stanley."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell ?"
Gomer said, "well, Stanley had two ass-holes." "What ! He had two ass-holes ?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Stanley with them two ass-holes."
Scooter and Gomer are both now employed in the Obama administration. One in the I.R.S. and the other in the Justice Department.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley ."
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, t'ain't Stanley."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell ?"
Gomer said, "well, Stanley had two ass-holes." "What ! He had two ass-holes ?" asked the mortician.
"Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Stanley with them two ass-holes."
Scooter and Gomer are both now employed in the Obama administration. One in the I.R.S. and the other in the Justice Department.
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (
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Hmm...John Koskien and Lorretta Lynch. Who knew they were h****rs and fishers. :roll:
My keyboard is shot again. Thanks a lot Elwood. :lol: :lol:
AuntiE wrote:
Hmm...John Koskien and Lorretta Lynch. Who knew they were h****rs and fishers. :roll:
Damn. I didn't know that.
Parrothead wrote:
My keyboard is shot again. Thanks a lot Elwood. :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
If he would use his noggin, he would know to never have food or beverage nearby when reading many if your postings. :idea: :idea: :idea: :roll: :idea: :idea: :roll:
AuntiE wrote:
If he would use his noggin, he would know to never have food or beverage nearby when reading many if your postings. :idea: :idea: :idea: :roll: :idea: :idea: :roll:
I'll never learn I guess. :roll: :lol: :lol:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Parrothead wrote:
I'll never learn I guess. :roll: :lol: :lol:
Take a long piece of string, tape is to the ceiling so it hangs down slightly above eye level. Write, in
RED, a big note saying
NO FOOD OR BEVERAGE WHILE READING ELWOOD!!. Attach said note to the end of the string. :idea: :idea: :idea: :D :roll: :-P
AuntiE wrote:
Take a long piece of string, tape is to the ceiling so it hangs down slightly above eye level. Write, in RED, a big note saying NO FOOD OR BEVERAGE WHILE READING ELWOOD!!. Attach said note to the end of the string. :idea: :idea: :idea: :D :roll: :-P
I'll try that. Thanks!!!!!!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
AuntiE wrote:
If he would use his noggin, he would know to never have food or beverage nearby when reading many if your postings. :idea: :idea: :idea: :roll: :idea: :idea: :roll:
:lol: :lol: I'm that bad? :shock: :mrgreen:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: I'm that bad? :shock: :mrgreen:
Some of your humor is stealthy. :-D :-P You are reading along, pick up your beverage, take a mouthful, get to the stealthy punch line and :oops: ::oops: :oops: there goes the beverage.....everywhere but down your throat. :shock: :shock:
AuntiE wrote:
Some of your humor is stealthy. :-D :-P You are reading along, pick up your beverage, take a mouthful, get to the stealthy punch line and :oops: ::oops: :oops: there goes the beverage.....everywhere but down your throat. :shock: :shock:
Yep. A total waste of part of a cold beer. I h**e when that happens.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Parrothead wrote:
Yep. A total waste of part of a cold beer. I h**e when that happens.
Try sticky tonic from gin and tonic. :shock: :roll: :-( :(
AuntiE wrote:
Try sticky tonic from gin and tonic. :shock: :roll: :-( :(
Not too sure about that from the description. I'm worried about what might stick together. I might explode in the morning. :shock:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Parrothead wrote:
Not too sure about that from the description. I'm worried about what might stick together. I might explode in the morning. :shock:
We will let you stick with cold beer, but.....not when reading Elwood.
:idea: :roll: 8-)
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