How to bring back the excitement of the first date.
Feb 14, 2016 16:22:34 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A woman wrote to tech support, and
their reply is a stroke of genius.
This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both
family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is
simply looking for an answer to her questions. How do you
maintain a relationship? How do you bring back the
excitement of the first date. She wrote a letter to the tech
support to find her answers. She sent the letter as a joke
and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an
email notification with a response.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please
enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Wh**ever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a v***s in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot
Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
A woman wrote to tech support, and
their reply is a stroke of genius.
This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both
family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is
simply looking for an answer to her questions. How do you
maintain a relationship? How do you bring back the
excitement of the first date. She wrote a letter to the tech
support to find her answers. She sent the letter as a joke
and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an
email notification with a response.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please
enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very
bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Wh**ever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a v***s in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot
Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Feb 14, 2016 16:46:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Excellent consultation advice.
Or, at a certain age, Alzheimer's takes over and you are with the same, new gal every day...and night :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Or, at a certain age, Alzheimer's takes over and you are with the same, new gal every day...and night :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Feb 14, 2016 17:27:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Excellent consultation advice.
Or, at a certain age, Alzheimer's takes over and you are with the same, new gal every day...and night :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Or, at a certain age, Alzheimer's takes over and you are with the same, new gal every day...and night :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 15, 2016 08:52:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Excellent consultation advice.
Or, at a certain age, Alzheimer's takes over and you are with the same, new gal every day...and night :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Or, at a certain age, Alzheimer's takes over and you are with the same, new gal every day...and night :!: :thumbup: :mrgreen:
Leave it to you to think of this~~~A benefit to Alzheimer..I'm impressed, ya nut!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :wink:
Of course before any potential of Alzheimer, the one you are with can and should be beta program~oh so different for you too..Soft ware update~~She has the capability to be any number of ladies, and in-put programs should run efficiently in that program~~ :wink: :lol: :thumbup:
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