Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
> "May I help you sir?" she asked.
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> The man replied, "I want to see Valerie."
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> "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else" said the madam.
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> He replied, "No, I must see Valerie."
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> Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.
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> Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
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> The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
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> Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
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> "There are no discounts. The price is still $5000."
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> Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
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> The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
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> After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row." "Where are you from?"
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> The man replied, " New Brunswick ."
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> "Really," she said. "I have family in New Brunswick ."
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> "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney." "She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
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> The moral of the story is that three(3) things in life are certain:
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> 1. Death
> 2. Taxes
> 3. Being screwed by a lawyer!
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slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Just posted by Elwood a couple of hours ago, Squiddiddler. That may effect your responses.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

I missed it the first post, so glad I saw it this time. Very funny but unfortunately way too true.