All this trouble over a little button.
Feb 13, 2016 15:32:53 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants.
"Oh Dear... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. Jones could be helping you with it.
About five minutes later theres a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Mr. Smith.
Mrs. Smith looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to you? Did you ask her like I told you?
"Yeah," says Mr. Smith. "I asked her to sew on the wee button and she did. Everything was going fine but when she bent on to bite off the wee thread, Mr. Jones walked in..."
Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants.
"Oh Dear... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. Jones could be helping you with it.
About five minutes later theres a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Mr. Smith.
Mrs. Smith looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to you? Did you ask her like I told you?
"Yeah," says Mr. Smith. "I asked her to sew on the wee button and she did. Everything was going fine but when she bent on to bite off the wee thread, Mr. Jones walked in..."
Feb 13, 2016 16:16:56 #
Feb 13, 2016 16:39:36 #
Feb 13, 2016 17:28:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Is that the basis for the classic hit song, 'Me & Mrs. Jones,' by Billy Paul :?: :-D
Feb 13, 2016 17:30:14 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is that the basis for the classic hit song, 'Me & Mrs. Jones,' by Billy Paul :?:
:lol: :lol: Could be. :mrgreen:
Feb 13, 2016 18:31:50 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Mr. ... (show quote)
The visual is a r**t~~Of the whole thing there mister, not just some~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 13, 2016 18:34:46 #
lindajoy wrote:
The visual is a r**t~~Of the whole thing there mister, not just some~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 13, 2016 19:50:16 #
Feb 14, 2016 12:05:59 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Mr. ... (show quote)
That will do it every time.
Feb 14, 2016 15:39:39 #
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