A brothel in Glasgow, Scotland
Feb 13, 2016 15:27:46 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked..
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left..
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts. The price was still £5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, " Edinburgh ."
"Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person..."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain------
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
"May I help you sir?" she asked..
"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left..
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so expensive. There were no discounts. The price was still £5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, " Edinburgh ."
"Really", she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I'm her solicitor. I was instructed to deliver your £15,000 inheritance in person..."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain------
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
Feb 13, 2016 15:44:22 #
Ain't it the t***h! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 13, 2016 16:57:10 #
Parrothead wrote:
Ain't it the t***h! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Sure is. :mrgreen:
Feb 13, 2016 17:25:26 #
Feb 13, 2016 17:36:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'd rather be screwed by Valerie. :mrgreen:
At five grand a pop I am sure she would be happy to oblige you Slats. :lol: :lol:
Feb 13, 2016 17:38:57 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'd rather be screwed by Valerie. :mrgreen:
I am going tell the Sgt. Major what you said. :!: :twisted: :mrgreen: 8-)
Feb 13, 2016 17:45:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
I am going tell the Sgt. Major what you said. :!: :twisted: :mrgreen: 8-)
:shock: I don't want to get screwed by a lawyer...literally or figuratively, AuntiE. This is a major misstep, isn't it :?: :oops: :roll: :oops:
Feb 13, 2016 18:00:09 #
Ronald Hatt
Loc: Lansing, Mich
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
{ "OR.....A LIBTURD" }!........................................{ I don't really think they are that smart!}.................................. :roll: :thumbup: :arrow: :?: :hunf:
Feb 13, 2016 18:15:38 #
slatten49 wrote:
:shock: I don't want to get screwed by a lawyer...literally or figuratively, AuntiE. This is a major misstep, isn't it :?: :oops: :roll: :oops:
It was an extreme error in judgment. Being benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly, I will wait until some unnamed future date to let the Sgt. Major know of this comment. :twisted: :mrgreen: :)
Feb 13, 2016 18:15:40 #
Ronald Hatt wrote:
{ "OR.....A LIBTURD" }!........................................{ I don't really think they are that smart!}.................................. :roll: :thumbup: :arrow: :?: :hunf:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 13, 2016 18:37:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
It was an extreme error in judgment. Being benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly, I will wait until some unnamed future date to let the Sgt. Major know of this comment. :twisted: :mrgreen: :)
Sometime in the 22nd century, perhaps :?: :thumbup:
Feb 13, 2016 18:40:10 #
slatten49 wrote:
Sometime in the 22nd century, perhaps :?: :thumbup:
Probably a little sooner. :twisted: :evil: :mrgreen: 8-)
Feb 13, 2016 20:43:27 #
slatten49 wrote:
Sometime in the 22nd century, perhaps :?: :thumbup:
You wish. :lol: :lol: It's time to man up and take the punishment. I'm just glad it's not me in your shoes. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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