16 Years of Free Meat
Feb 12, 2016 16:13:38 #
On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the butcher shop with startling news for the butcher: The baby in her arms was his.
Nonplussed, the butcher didn't know what to do, and eventually offered the only thing he thought he could - he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. smiling woman
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
Nonplussed, the butcher didn't know what to do, and eventually offered the only thing he thought he could - he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother. smiling woman
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
Feb 12, 2016 16:15:31 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the b... (show quote)
LMAO...THAT'S GOOD!
Feb 12, 2016 16:16:55 #
CowboyMilt wrote:
LMAO...THAT'S GOOD!
One smart woman. :lol: :thumbup:
Feb 12, 2016 16:35:45 #
Feb 12, 2016 17:22:53 #
sounds like the baker - the dairyman -- and the grocer
had stuff to kick in too --
but what if the boy -- at 16 - decides to go Vegan ?
had stuff to kick in too --
but what if the boy -- at 16 - decides to go Vegan ?
Feb 12, 2016 17:27:27 #
WhatIt'sWorth wrote:
sounds like the baker - the dairyman -- and the grocer
had stuff to kick in too --
but what if the boy -- at 16 - decides to go Vegan ?
had stuff to kick in too --
but what if the boy -- at 16 - decides to go Vegan ?
Who would care?
Feb 12, 2016 17:38:17 #
I guess no one would care PoppaGringo
I thought I heard a Democrat squealing in the background...
sorry
I thought I heard a Democrat squealing in the background...
sorry
Feb 12, 2016 17:45:11 #
WhatIt'sWorth wrote:
I guess no one would care PoppaGringo
I thought I heard a Democrat squealing in the background...
sorry
I thought I heard a Democrat squealing in the background...
sorry
If so, it was the mother as all her freebies had now vanished.
Feb 12, 2016 19:11:59 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
If so, it was the mother as all her freebies had now vanished.
Let us solve for X, figuratively. With what she saved on groceries, she should have no problems now...if she was not a progressive/socialist. A thinking woman would have set aside a monetary amount equal to the groceries for the loss of groceries at the child turning sixteen. Her mistake was not negotiating the groceries till he was eighteen.
You fed children. Compute your past grocery bills and the savings and investing it wisely.
Feb 12, 2016 19:44:40 #
AuntiE wrote:
Let us solve for X, figuratively. With what she saved on groceries, she should have no problems now...if she was not a progressive/socialist. A thinking woman would have set aside a monetary amount equal to the groceries for the loss of groceries at the child turning sixteen. Her mistake was not negotiating the groceries till he was eighteen.
You fed children. Compute your past grocery bills and the savings and investing it wisely.
You fed children. Compute your past grocery bills and the savings and investing it wisely.
If she had the moxie to con a number of men into supporting someone's son she would surely have enough smarts to prepare for the years 17 and beyond.
Feb 12, 2016 21:01:41 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
If she had the moxie to con a number of men into supporting someone's son she would surely have enough smarts to prepare for the years 17 and beyond.
Perhaps; however, being the benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly AuntiE, I would have gone for eighteen years, plus a food allowance during further education. :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen:
Feb 12, 2016 21:10:21 #
AuntiE wrote:
Perhaps; however, being the benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly AuntiE, I would have gone for eighteen years, plus a food allowance during further education. :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen:
Well, perhaps she was a blond, thus unwise to the finer points of child welfare.
Feb 13, 2016 22:58:26 #
angery american
Loc: Georgia
CowboyMilt wrote:
LMAO...THAT'S GOOD!
She must have been Obams mama......She slept around too.. I have heard there are naked pictures of her out there somewhere.....Is she as ugly naked as she is in her head shot..?
Feb 13, 2016 23:58:51 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the b... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Who says a woman can't compete with men in the lying game :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Feb 14, 2016 00:00:55 #
Armageddun wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Who says a woman can't compete with men in the lying game :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Compete? Shoot fire, they can out do a man 9 out of 10 times.
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