Only For Blonde Lovers...
Feb 12, 2016 12:03:34 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Only For Blonde Lovers...
On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and his blonde wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 4 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."
So the good wife goes out and moves her car to the even-numbered side of the street.
The next morning they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting another 4 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."
The good wife goes out and parks her car on the odd-numbered side of the street.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting another 4 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park...." Just then, the electric power goes out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Now I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes must maintain, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"
On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and his blonde wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 4 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."
So the good wife goes out and moves her car to the even-numbered side of the street.
The next morning they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting another 4 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through."
The good wife goes out and parks her car on the odd-numbered side of the street.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting another 4 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park...." Just then, the electric power goes out.
The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Now I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes must maintain, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"
Feb 12, 2016 14:01:55 #
Feb 12, 2016 19:20:21 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Only For Blonde Lovers... br br On a bitterly col... (show quote)
You best hope ArchieB's wife does not see this. :shock: :roll: :mrgreen:
Feb 13, 2016 09:31:54 #
Good one!! Reminds me of the odd, even days the city puts out notice they will be snow plowing or cleaning the street...lolololll
Problem in Chicago, is many homes do not have a carport or garage....
Good one!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Problem in Chicago, is many homes do not have a carport or garage....
Good one!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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