PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

The goyim won't understand some of these, but that is OK.

The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.
Where there's smoke, there may be salmon.
No meal is complete without leftovers.
According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants.
A schmata is a dress that your husband's ex is wearing.
You need 10 men for a minion, but only four in polyester pants and white shoes for pinochle.
One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.
After the destruction of the Second temple, God created Loehmann's.
Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.
Never take a front row seat at a bris.
Next year in Jerusalem. The year after that, how about a nice cruise?
Never leave a restaurant empty handed.
Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Boca.
WASPs leave and never say good-bye; Jews say good-bye and never leave.
Always whisper the names of diseases.
If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher.
The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate-side-of-the-street parking is suspended.
Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?
If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. But if you can afford it, make sure to tell everybody what you paid.
Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a Cadillac and eating dinner at 4pm in Miami.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

This goyim understands most all of 'em...especially not sitting in the front row at a bris. :oops: :shock: :mrgreen:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

dats cuz ya'll iz uh eddicatid goy.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Uv corse...a kut abuve. :lol: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

wee,as the frogs would say.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Frogs = French...Oui, Salty :?:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

i knowed how tuh say it but not spel it

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I need to hit the sack, old friend. My eyes are nodding out on me. :| I will catch you on the flip-side. :wink:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Gute nacht mein Freund.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Good morning to you :!:

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Ahhh, mi amigo, au contraire, well, okay, one did I not understand. The rest....some really made me chuckle. Just so you know, where I used to live in MD, a kosher Chinese restaurant DID exist. :lol:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

The Hebrews, aren't they a sect of the film academy? I also heard that you can't win an Oscar and a Tony unless you're Jewish.

I met an Anglo Saxon guy who claimed to be a banker. Yeah, right, in the mailroom maybe, EVERYBODY knows that only Jews own banks - Anglo's just rob them - oh and trust them like little sheepseess. ;-) :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Und guten Morgen an Sie.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Thank you for giving us the benefit of your expertise of the Jews in both the banking and film industries. Are you absolutely certain it is only Anglo's that rob the banks? I thought I had read somewhere that banks had also been robbed by B****s, Hispanics and Asians. Have I been misinformed?

BearK Loc: TN

I bet that kid cries.

And this is for my two favorite once Marines.