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Female Friendship vs Male Friendship
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Feb 11, 2016 21:06:04   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
She told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
Friends. None of them knew anything about it.


Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
House. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


:roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:

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Feb 11, 2016 21:26:19   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
LOL
AuntiE wrote:
Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
She told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
Friends. None of them knew anything about it.


Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
House. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


:roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:
b Friendship among Women: /b br br A woman didn... (show quote)

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Feb 11, 2016 22:12:43   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
She told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
Friends. None of them knew anything about it.


Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
House. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


:roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:
b Friendship among Women: /b br br A woman didn... (show quote)


He may have still been there. They just didn't look to see if his body was. A man has the ability to leave a scent that lingers.. :shock: :shock:

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Feb 11, 2016 22:35:55   #
son of witless
 
AuntiE wrote:
Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
She told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
Friends. None of them knew anything about it.


Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
Told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
House. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


:roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:
b Friendship among Women: /b br br A woman didn... (show quote)



Excellent :-D :-D

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Feb 11, 2016 23:13:14   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Within the past fifteen months, I had been gone for about two weeks each on separate trips to the west and east coasts. When I arrived back home each time and asked the Sgt. Major if she had missed me...she asked if I had been gone. :shock: :oops:

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Feb 12, 2016 13:49:31   #
Singularity
 
slatten49 wrote:
Within the past fifteen months, I had been gone for about two weeks each on separate trips to the west and east coasts. When I arrived back home each time and asked the Sgt. Major if she had missed me...she asked if I had been gone. :shock: :oops:


Only an extremely loving and efficient husband would be able to so arrange things for his wife's comfort and convenience to the point that a temporary absence could go so unnoticed....

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Feb 12, 2016 14:02:44   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
good one single!!

Singularity wrote:
Only an extremely loving and efficient husband would be able to so arrange things for his wife's comfort and convenience to the point that a temporary absence could go so unnoticed....

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Feb 12, 2016 15:09:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Singularity wrote:
Only an extremely loving and efficient husband would be able to so arrange things for his wife's comfort and convenience to the point that a temporary absence could go so unnoticed....

Truly, you understand me...as does my darling wife. :thumbup: :lol:

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Feb 12, 2016 15:40:01   #
Neal
 
Singularity wrote:
Only an extremely loving and efficient husband would be able to so arrange things for his wife's comfort and convenience to the point that a temporary absence could go so unnoticed....



When I'm absent overnight the wife notices immediately - I'm the chef!

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Feb 12, 2016 15:41:49   #
Singularity
 
slatten49 wrote:
Truly, you understand me...as does my darling wife. :thumbup: :lol:


Happy Valentine's Day Award to you two!!!

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Feb 12, 2016 15:49:58   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Singularity wrote:
Happy Valentine's Day Award to you two!!!

Thank you, dear lady!

It looks to be ribeye, asparagus, fully-dressed baked potato, salad & wine for Valentine's dinner. Those, and appropriate romantic music from Sinatra, Bennett, Como, and likely...Mathias. 8-)

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Feb 12, 2016 15:55:43   #
Singularity
 
slatten49 wrote:
Thank you, dear lady!

It looks to be ribeye, asparagus, fully-dressed baked potato, salad & wine for Valentine's dinner. Those, and appropriate romantic music from Sinatra, Bennett, Como, and likely...Mathias. 8-)


Dang, now I'm HUNGRY!

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Feb 12, 2016 16:04:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Singularity wrote:
Dang, now I'm HUNGRY!

If you wish, dear lady...for your pleasure, I shall PM a full review of our meal...the wine, and of the music and atmosphere. The rest of our evening shall remain secretive. :wink: 8-)

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Feb 12, 2016 16:25:53   #
Singularity
 
slatten49 wrote:
If you wish, dear lady...for your pleasure, I shall PM a full review of our meal...the wine, and of the music and atmosphere. The rest of our evening shall remain secretive. :wink: 8-)


AND NOW I'M.....never mind! :oops:

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Feb 12, 2016 16:28:53   #
Neal
 
Singularity wrote:
AND NOW I'M.....never mind! :oops:



I know I shouldn't be jealous - BUT!!

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