For you golfers. What's your mpg ??
Feb 11, 2016 17:31:44 #
Keep whacking that little ball....
In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By Its Size I Could Not Guess
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.
My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End;
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.
It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,
And H**e Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,
If I Hit It Straight And Far.
To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.
It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.
With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole.
It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.
Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs
And losers of balls!
A recent study found that the average golfer
Walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that golfers drink, on
average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means that, on average,
golfers get about41 miles to the gallon!
In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.
By Its Size I Could Not Guess
The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.
But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.
My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same
Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
It Rules My Mind For Hours On End;
A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.
It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,
And H**e Myself And Want To Die.
It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,
If I Hit It Straight And Far.
To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
And Does Exactly As It Chooses.
It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
And Disappears Before My Eyes.
Often It Will Have A Whim,
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.
With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
If Only It Would Find The Hole.
It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow.
Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs
And losers of balls!
A recent study found that the average golfer
Walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that golfers drink, on
average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means that, on average,
golfers get about41 miles to the gallon!
You said, " Lets go to the range." I said, ""OK"
Just hit the thing !!
Like this !!
Feb 12, 2016 20:29:04 #
missinglink wrote:
Keep whacking that little ball.... br br br br ... (show quote)
pics even better than the poem ml
:lol: :lol: Chi chi was a showman
along with being a great golfer
Feb 12, 2016 21:28:13 #
A class act. No doubt.
badbobby wrote:
pics even better than the poem ml
:lol: :lol: Chi chi was a showman
along with being a great golfer
:lol: :lol: Chi chi was a showman
along with being a great golfer
Feb 13, 2016 06:44:31 #
missinglink wrote:
Keep whacking that little ball.... br br br br ... (show quote)
OMG, too funny and the pics perfect!~~~~!!~~~Shotgun golf, what a sport.....lolololo I did borrow it to send to a few friends who will surely appreciate it...Pics included.............Thank you, much~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 13, 2016 16:23:48 #
Glad you enjoyed it Linda. I'll bet your golfing pals will as well.
lindajoy wrote:
OMG, too funny and the pics perfect!~~~~!!~~~Shotgun golf, what a sport.....lolololo I did borrow it to send to a few friends who will surely appreciate it...Pics included.............Thank you, much~~~ :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feb 13, 2016 17:57:48 #
missinglink wrote:
Glad you enjoyed it Linda. I'll bet your golfing pals will as well.
lol, That is an understatement for sure....I can not even tell you how many lols I got back or other comments I can not put here~~ :XD: :XD:
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