AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Matt..18:4-5
"Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. "
Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"
Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."
Have a great day, Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
AuntiE wrote:
Matt..18:4-5
"Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. "
Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"
Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."
Have a great day, Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...
Matt..18:4-5 br "Therefore, whoever humbles ... (
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Faith is a great thing, and is to be admired!
I only allow myself to starve between my "three squares" a day!
:thumbup: :mrgreen:
slatten49 wrote:
Faith is a great thing, and is to be admired!
I only allow myself to starve between my "three squares" a day!
:thumbup: :mrgreen:
Maybe a Bible between meals would prevent starving.
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