Pesky squirrels.
Feb 10, 2016 17:31:30 #
Going the e-mail rounds. Been around before but still funny. :lol: :lol:
* The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined
the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.*
* At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the
baptistery. The Deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the
baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. *
* The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively
how to swim; so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.*
* The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to
harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels
and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it's rumored that they took one squirrel and circumcised him, and they haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.
* The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined
the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.*
* At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the
baptistery. The Deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the
baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. *
* The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively
how to swim; so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.*
* The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to
harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels
and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.
But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it's rumored that they took one squirrel and circumcised him, and they haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.
Feb 10, 2016 17:54:40 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Been around before but st... (show quote)
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
Feb 10, 2016 18:27:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. Been around before but st... (show quote)
I'd say the Jewish congregation was a cut above. :wink:
Feb 10, 2016 18:40:14 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'd say the Jewish congregation was a cut above. :wink:
Or a cut below but I guess it depends on how one looks at it. :twisted: :twisted: :shock:
Feb 10, 2016 19:18:02 #
slatten49 wrote:
I'd say the Jewish congregation was a cut above. :wink:
:lol: :lol: Yup. :mrgreen:
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