> PASTOR' S BUSINESS CARD:
> A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
> It seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
> Repeated knocks at the door.
>
> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the
> Back of it and stuck it in the door.
>
> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
> Card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis
> 3:10..'
>
> Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
> Laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
> Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for
> I was naked.'
>
> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
> They still are! Pass it on
> 'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)
>
Thank you LostDog - that's one I can actually use in church.
That was great, laughter is the best medicine.👍
Onelostdog wrote:
> PASTOR' S BUSINESS CARD:
> A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
> It seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
> Repeated knocks at the door.
>
> Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the
> Back of it and stuck it in the door.
>
> When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
> Card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis
> 3:10..'
>
> Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of
> Laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.'
> Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for
> I was naked.'
>
> Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones?
> They still are! Pass it on
> 'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)
>
> PASTOR' S BUSINESS CARD: br > ... (
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