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Why not to become a farmer. kinda.
Feb 8, 2016 18:53:56   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,
... And now I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."

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Feb 8, 2016 18:56:08   #
Sons of Liberty Loc: look behind you!
 
ROTFLMAO!

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Feb 8, 2016 18:59:54   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
Outstanding , just like a farmer outstanding in his feild :lol:

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Feb 8, 2016 19:07:13   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Onelostdog wrote:
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,
... And now I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: And such is life my friend. :mrgreen:

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Feb 8, 2016 19:45:23   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Onelostdog wrote:
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,
... And now I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He ... (show quote)


Pobrecito. My heart cries for you dog. Cheer up and try to smile through your 'troubled time'.

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Feb 8, 2016 20:19:34   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Pobrecito. My heart cries for you dog. Cheer up and try to smile through your 'troubled time'.


But, butt all I have left is my fuzzy peaches mon what will I use to turn a profit?

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Feb 8, 2016 21:48:19   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Onelostdog wrote:
But, butt all I have left is my fuzzy peaches mon what will I use to turn a profit?


How about marketing what you gave the negligee lady. She was evidently satisfied with the 'goods' she received.

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Feb 8, 2016 22:07:54   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
How about marketing what you gave the negligee lady. She was evidently satisfied with the 'goods' she received.


How do you turn pro bono into cash incentive?

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Feb 8, 2016 22:14:39   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Onelostdog wrote:
How do you turn pro bono into cash incentive?


Do not give it free to others. The negligee lady was just a warm-up for your as it was gratis.

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Feb 9, 2016 00:24:31   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Do not give it free to others. The negligee lady was just a warm-up for your as it was gratis.


Kind of a gratis gracias, after seeing a nighty tautly lassie. Hope I can live on $17.50 a week. Guess I can add in free food with every service performed.

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Feb 9, 2016 05:51:06   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Kind of a gratis gracias, after seeing a nighty tautly lassie. Hope I can live on $17.50 a week. Guess I can add in free food with every service performed.


Like everything else you just need to turn it into an enterprize and you'll be rolling in the dough~~ :wink:

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Feb 9, 2016 11:01:50   #
Onelostdog Loc: Restless Oregon
 
lindajoy wrote:
Like everything else you just need to turn it into an enterprize and you'll be rolling in the dough~~ :wink:


I would kinda prefer cash to dough, I ain't much of a baker ya know.

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Feb 9, 2016 13:30:58   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Onelostdog wrote:
Kind of a gratis gracias, after seeing a nighty tautly lassie. Hope I can live on $17.50 a week. Guess I can add in free food with every service performed.


Absolutely. For every 'free' service there must be some type of recompense for the service rendered. Food for the body is similar to fuel for an auto when giving 'free' t***sportation. Or, something like that anyway.

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Feb 9, 2016 18:52:52   #
angery american Loc: Georgia
 
Onelostdog wrote:
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,
... And now I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He ... (show quote)




Damn you.....CoCoCola...does not fell good coming out my nose.......LOLOLOLO...That was a great one... :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 9, 2016 22:53:37   #
DamnYANKEE
 
Onelostdog wrote:
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,
... And now I think I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches."
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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