Visiting Miss Beatrice
Feb 6, 2016 17:36:15 #
An oldie resurfaces...
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground."
"The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground."
"The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"
Feb 7, 2016 06:43:13 #
Feb 7, 2016 14:16:26 #
Feb 7, 2016 14:40:10 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
An oldie resurfaces... br br Miss Beatrice, the c... (show quote)
only from a Marine
funny tho :lol: :lol:
Feb 7, 2016 14:41:30 #
boatbob2 wrote:
That's THE ONLY place for a condom,Ive never used one,Im particular,who I play with.
I wonder if it would work
then--no more flu shots :roll: :roll:
Feb 7, 2016 14:50:12 #
badbobby wrote:
I wonder if it would work
then--no more flu shots :roll: :roll:
then--no more flu shots :roll: :roll:
Nope....lolololololk..how the heck can it work floating in a glass container?????♡●●●○○○○○○
Feb 7, 2016 15:05:25 #
lindajoy wrote:
Nope....lolololololk..how the heck can it work floating in a glass container?????♡●●●○○○○○○
it worked for Miss Beatrice :roll:
Feb 7, 2016 15:27:18 #
badbobby wrote:
it worked for Miss Beatrice :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Feb 7, 2016 16:07:08 #
badbobby wrote:
it worked for Miss Beatrice :roll:
I supposeeeeeeeeeee~~ :lol: :lol:
Feb 7, 2016 16:07:31 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
You are hereeeeeeeeee....How veryyy nice to see you!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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